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cafeconbrujeria:

teawitch:

tyrtime:

I’ve been looking into spells and sigils and such, and part of me wants to believe they work but the other part of me is stuck in the ways of “magic isn’t real and it won’t ever be real” I’m stuck

So my niece said to me very kindly “Aunt Tea, you know that a lot of people don’t believe witchcraft is real.” 

And I said “Yes, but they make the best witches.”

We’re raised in cultures that place focus on belief but witchcraft isn’t about believing. It’s about doing. The best witches I’ve known haven’t necessarily been those who’ve sat around and told me, misty eyed, how they love the goddess or enthused about fairies. 

No, the best have been those who pragmatically set up altars and did rituals, not because they believed, but because it worked. Sometimes they were trying to prove it wouldn’t work. That this witchcraft stuff would have no affect on reality. Except it did. So they kept doing…because it worked. 

They often become very knowledgeable witches because they get caught up in research. Witchcraft becomes and experiment as they work to find the best techniques. They look into Ceremonial Magic, Hermetic Quabalah, Thelema and other systems the same way a scientist pursues research. 

Sometimes I think magic works for them because it knows it has to. If it stops, then they’ll stop. And the magic wants to keep itself going. 

Some of my biggest magic has been at the times in my life where I was holding my hands over my ears and screaming NOPE NOPE NOPE.

I also had an in between period of “hahah, well, it only appears to work because something something the subconscious, nothing mysterious about it a all, its just psychology!”

And then you do some kind of really externally focused spell, because, hahah, it’s not like it will WORK anyway, so–

And then things work a lot of the time and you’re like, 

WELP. maybe i should just stop talking shit.
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magicianmew:

cutefatwitchbitch:

Recently received this message. Let me be perfectly clear: I will not help you bypass someone’s consent. Manipulating someone into having sex with you, magically or physically, is RAPE. This isn’t even one of those sketchy love spell questions, this is a grown man asking how to get “any girl” to give him “passion and sex.”

So instead of a sigil, how about a curse?

Curse the Perve
This curse will only work on those who are truly slimy, scumbags. This is for all of the penis carrying population that feel entitled to other people’s bodies. This won’t work unless they are genuinely deserving of this.

What you will need
•a banana
•a knife
•red pepper flakes
•black thread
•somewhere to bury the banana after you’ve finished

Peel a banana and leave the peel about a quarter on. Take your knife and cut the banana length wise from center to the exposed tip. Place some of the red pepper flakes into the cut. Now, cut half an inch down from the center horizontally. Sever the banana completely, but make sure that the two halves lengthwise are still connected by about half an inch or so. Encrust the banana in red pepper flakes. As you do, use your intent to make the perpetrator’s penis burn anytime they even think of violating someone. Imagine them writhing in pain from the burn. After the banana is completely covered in red pepper flakes, place it back with the other half. You can carefully carve sigils with more of your intent into the peel, but this is not necessary. Pull the banana peel back over the whole thing and tie the tips with the black thread. Bind the banana in the black thread. As you wrap the thread around the banana, think of how you are binding this perpetrator from doing harm to others. Once the binding is done, bury the banana.

If you would like to help victims of sexual violence, consider donating to RAINN.

BOOM.
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theheartbrokenlibertarian:

brosefvondudehomie:

sarcasmsuitsme:

perspectivemax:

in-the-garage:

association-of-free-people:

southernsideofme:

Wait for it…

Witchcraft

Oh

The math geek in me is giddy. 

WITCHCRAFT!!!BURN THE WITCH!!!

I don’t buy that “graph” even a little. It’s clear that what I just witnessed is impossible without some kind of magic spell.
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copperbadge:

theactualcluegirl:

beautytruthandstrangeness:

mumblesandthings:

wolven-witch-girl1031:

here-be-vultures:

blackbearmagic:

canadianwanderingpagan:

littlewitchlingrowan:

youcantseebutimmakingaface:

magical-little-fawn:

earth-horn:

fish-buns:

stormwaterwitch:

lockswitch:

singingsparks:

veevigil:

thecarvingwitch:

earth-horn:

light those

stab this

carve that

shake jar

say the thing

6. Knock pans together

7. yell

8. Collect items that are completely useless but you need them anyways.

9. Stare very intensely at objects.

10. Awkwardly position your hands on it.

11. Bury the thing.
12. Burn the thing.

13. Salt

Salt everywhere

14. Plants

15. Cook everything with lots of herbs and the ‘good spoon’.

16. Jars
17. “Work you little shit”

18. Mumble to self in public

19. Wave hands

20. Point while staring intensely and feeling things

21. begging the universe to help you make this shit work

22. have a pile of rocks because you can never have enough pretty rock 

23. Simultaneously have too many and not enough jars.

24. Random lumpy bundles. Random lumpy bundles all over the house, in your pockets, up your sleeves, hanging from trees, buried in the yard, buried furtively in public land…

25. A lot of walking through the puckerbrush in the dark in long flowing skirts and masks that obscure peripheral vision. Barefoot. In early winter. For Reasons.

Is it liquid or granular? Bless it. Did you buy it? Consecrate it. Did you dig it up? Charge it. Did you invoke it? MOTHERFUCKING KNOW HOW TO BANISH IT, YOU UNREMITTANT ASS CANKER!

26. Oooooh that went wrong

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