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cooliogirl101:
warriorlid14:
fivenamereveals:
warriorlid14:
lytefoot:
nanse-but-personal:
I know it don’t work like that but shhhhhhh, hear me out
Harry Potter AU where they put fidelius charm on Harry himself. Because voldy can’t kill him if he can’t figure out that our boi exists
(I know the charm doesn’t work this way, too, but let’s pretend it did.)
Okay, the thing I love most about this is that this renders Harry incapable of introducing himself. (Unless they transfer the secret to him when he’s old enough, but that kind of defeats the purpose, doesn’t it.) Also renders the press entirely unable to locate him.
It’s like, Person: “Who are you?”
Harry: says something.
Person: I am certain I heard that, but I no longer remember… but asking again would be Rude, so I will 100% pretend to know this person’s name forever.
I mean, like.
Peak comedy.
Omfg. And Ron and Harry are still best friends, but like. Ron is nervous and isn’t going to ask this kid he just met to repeat his name because that’s lame and awkward, and it’s bound to come up in conversation anyway, right? But then it doesn’t. And so Ron constantly calls him “mate” or comes up with a bajillion different nicknames because they’re Best Friends and are Affectionate, NOT because he doesn’t know his best friend’s name.
And old Voldy has this weird urge to kill someone. Who, you may ask? Someone.
Also, Harry starts calling himself He-Who-Cannot-Be-Named and You-Don’t-Know-Who.
It got better.
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cooliogirl101:
warriorlid14:
fivenamereveals:
warriorlid14:
lytefoot:
nanse-but-personal:
I know it don’t work like that but shhhhhhh, hear me out
Harry Potter AU where they put fidelius charm on Harry himself. Because voldy can’t kill him if he can’t figure out that our boi exists
(I know the charm doesn’t work this way, too, but let’s pretend it did.)
Okay, the thing I love most about this is that this renders Harry incapable of introducing himself. (Unless they transfer the secret to him when he’s old enough, but that kind of defeats the purpose, doesn’t it.) Also renders the press entirely unable to locate him.
It’s like, Person: “Who are you?”
Harry: says something.
Person: I am certain I heard that, but I no longer remember… but asking again would be Rude, so I will 100% pretend to know this person’s name forever.
I mean, like.
Peak comedy.
Omfg. And Ron and Harry are still best friends, but like. Ron is nervous and isn’t going to ask this kid he just met to repeat his name because that’s lame and awkward, and it’s bound to come up in conversation anyway, right? But then it doesn’t. And so Ron constantly calls him “mate” or comes up with a bajillion different nicknames because they’re Best Friends and are Affectionate, NOT because he doesn’t know his best friend’s name.
And old Voldy has this weird urge to kill someone. Who, you may ask? Someone.
Also, Harry starts calling himself He-Who-Cannot-Be-Named and You-Don’t-Know-Who.
It got better.
Reblogging for “You-Don’t-Know-Who”
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