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mraculous:

we’ve all heard of the fake dating trope… but have u considered.. fake exes trope…..

‘my new romance-obsessed friend asked me who my last date was with and i was too embarrassed to say i’ve never been on a date so i blurted your name and it turns out they know you’ au

‘i didn’t want to tell my friend who my real date last night was so i just pointed at a random stranger (you) but now they’re storming over to interrogate you and you’re playing along??? okay’ au

‘a mutual friend tried to introduce us, but we already knew each other from LARPing but we’re both too embarrassed to admit that so i jokingly said we used to date and oh god now our friend wont stop interrogating us about it’ au

‘im egging your house for a dare but your parent is a cop and they’re yelling at me so i told them that you were my ex and you wronged me and now you’re coming outside and please go along with this i don’t want to go to jail’ au

‘my current partner is a huge asshole and i need a reason to break up with them so will you pretend to be my possessive and violent ex’ au

‘we’re contestants on a reality show and we kind of hate each other so the producers told us to pretend to be warring exes for the ratings so now we keep inventing crazier and crazier things the other did while we were dating’ au

The kids have found a way to do the old ‘30s/40s comedy of remarriage without the original marriage, that’s incredible
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kashimalin-fanfiction:

Send in a number and a pairing!

Small kisses littered across the other’s face.

A small, fleeting kiss - which is immediately followed by a passionate, hungry kiss.

A breathy demand: “Kiss me” - and what the other person does to respond.

An accidental brush of lips followed by a pause and going back for another, on purpose.

Throwing their arms around the other person’s neck, hugging them close before kissing them passionately on the lips.

Wild, breathless kisses brought on by a heartfelt gift.

French kisses where they trace every tooth with their tongues as though trying to memorize them.

Laying a gentle kiss to the back of the other’s hand.

A kiss that lasts so long, they are sharing each other’s breaths.

A hello/good-bye kiss that is given without thinking - where neither person thinks twice about it.

Morning kisses that are exchanged before either person opens their eyes, kissing blindly until their lips meet in a blissful encounter.

Sneaking away to a hidden corner to share a secretive kiss.

Butterfly kisses against the other’s cheeks.

A kiss so desperate that the two wind around each other, refusing to let go until they are finished.

A fierce kiss that ends with a bite on the lip, soothing it with a lick.

One person pouting, only to have it removed by a kiss from the other person.

Tucking their hands beneath the other person’s shirt, just to watch them break the kiss and gasp in surprise at the sensation of cold/warm hands on their skin.

Teasing kisses where one person blows air into the other’s mouth and runs away.

One person stopping a kiss to ask “Do you want to do this?”, only to have the other person answer with a deeper, more passionate kiss.

Kissing in a stairwell, giving them an artificial height difference.

A chaste kiss given to each other because they are in mixed company.

A kiss that is leading to more, but is interrupted by a third party.

A kiss that tastes of the food/dessert they are eating.

Deep kisses where they have their hands tangled in each other’s hair to pull them closer.

Wet kisses after finding refuge from the rain.

Brushing a kiss along the shell of the other person’s ear.

Kisses exchanged while one person sits on the other’s lap.

One person tracing the other’s lips with a fingertip until they can’t resist any longer, tilting their chin towards them for a kiss.

Staring at each other’s lips for a moment before moving closer, as if drawn together by some unseen force.

Weak, sweaty kisses because it’s unbearably hot.

Pulling away from a kiss, whispering words of love against each other’s lips.

A kiss so passionate, so perfect - that after they part, neither person can open their eyes for a few moments afterwards.

An unexpected kiss that shocks the one receiving it.

Kisses that start on their fingers and run up their arm, eventually ending on their lips.

An awkward kiss given after a first date.

Starting with eskimo kisses before moving on to soft kisses.

Cleaning the other person’s lips with a lick and a kiss.

Whispering “I love you” before a chaste, delicate kiss.

Kissing tears from the other’s face.

A gentle kiss that quickly descends into passion, with little regard for what’s going on around them.

Kisses shared under an umbrella.

Distracting kisses from someone that are meant to stop the other person from finishing their work, and give them kisses instead.

A kiss pressed to the top of the head.

Tentative kisses given in the dark.

Kisses exchanged as they move around, hitting the edges of tables or nearly tripping over things on the floor before making it to the sofa, or bed.

A lingering kiss before a long trip apart.

A kiss paired with a tight hug, knocking the breath out of the person being hugged.

One person has to bend down in order to kiss their partner, who is standing on their tip-toes to reach their partner’s.

Short and sweet kiss after meeting up for a date.

A kiss, followed by more that trail down the jaw and neck.
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prokopetz:

penguinsdemise:

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

More favourite tropes:

A bureaucratic institution has established forms and procedures for an extraordinarily unlikely event

A character saves the day using a skill they have no excuse for knowing, which they claim to have learned through a mundane hobby or profession

Explaining something patently absurd in a very matter-of-fact way, particularly while referring to the person receiving the explanation as “sir”

A specific object or substance that’s needed to overcome a great danger proves to have been on hand all along in an unrecognised form

A janitor, plumber, or other tradesperson reveals that they’re already aware of some esoteric threat and have dealt with it before

An existential threat is accidentally averted in the course of dealing with an unrelated and much less serious problem

indecisofan replied:

Can you prety prety please do more of these i love them.

I’ve done like a million of ‘em already. A few past highlights:

Shipping tropes

Size/scale tropes

Tabletop RPG tropes

Dialogue meme tropes

Weirdly specific tropes

Characterisation tropes

Incongruity-based tropes

Over/understatement tropes

When I saw ‘shipping tropes’ my first thought was ‘tropes about the transport of goods’. Not sure what this says about me.

Favourite shipping tropes:

A courier shows up to deliver an addressed parcel to an unlikely location – e.g., on the Moon – with no clear indication of how they got there

A postal worker casually evades or shrugs off various perils because Neither Rain Nor Snow Nor Et Cetera.

A character is asked to sign for delivery of an extremely large number of something no reasonable person would ever need nearly that many of

Enormous shipping containers that, when opened, prove to contain a single very small item

A parcel service is contracted to deliver an item at a specific time and place decades or centuries hence and actually follows through

A protagonist saves on transport or infiltrates a secure location by mailing themselves in a large crate

Being tasked to deliver a box with strict instructions not to open it, and – of course – opening it to discover something that Changes Everything™

A perilous or emotionally fraught confrontation interrupted by an indifferent postal worker looking for a signature

A character accidentally falls into an open shipping container moments before it’s sealed for transport and is sent to some remote locale

Address label mixups, particularly when it’s implausible that one of the parties involved would have a posted mailing address
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hariboo:

y'all know this goes give a ship and a number and maybe a fic will come out (the original post)

laughing during sex

and/or things going wrong during sex that leads to laughter

sex on a countertop/tabletop/sink because we couldn’t wait to get somewhere with cushions

kissing to stay quiet

biting to stay quiet

one person meticulously doing something entirely for the other’s benefit without expectation or need of reciprocation

“wow i did not know that was A Thing for me until right now and i’m totally fine with that but for the love of god keep doing it”

someone straddling the other while they’re “trying to read” and slowly getting them to put the book away

“you’re only allowed to sit there and watch until i tell you otherwise”

kissing anywhere but the lips

alternatively, touching anywhere but where the person desperately wants to be touched

“we couldn’t find a condom so we’re getting each other off in other ways” sex

anything involving the secretive brushing of fingertips against inner thighs in public spaces

sex with clothes half on/panties still on

the pleasant misuse of ties

sleepy morning kisses that accidentally turn intense
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brynnmclean:

I’ve been wanting to do a prompt list for Frightened Rabbit lyrics because I’m still sad and I’ve been listening to them a lot this weekend. I’ve been trying to find some of my favorite lyrics and others I think make good sentence starters and then make a list that doesn’t lean all toward heartbreak and grief.

Anyway, here’s what I have. Drop a pairing and a prompt in my inbox if you want, and/or feel free to reblog this if it sparks your interest.

1. While I’m alive, I’ll make tiny changes to earth.

2. I still want to be here.

3. You as my horizon line, the star I navigate by.

4. I’ll stick to my guns, but from now on it’s war.

5. It’s been so long since I heard you speak.

6. You are not ill, and I’m not dead. Doesn’t that make us the perfect pair?

7. I hate when I feel like this, and I never hated you.

8. There’s a broken jaw behind the dog-tooth smile.

9. At the end, at the close, would you be good enough to take me home?

10. All our secrets are smothered in dirt, underneath paving stones.

11. Well, I could dip my head in the river, cleanse my soul.  I’ll still have the stomach of a sinner, face like an unholy ghost.

12. Am I here? Of course I am, yes.  All I need is your hand to drag me out again.

13. Would I change if you carried me back? Oh, oh, yes I would.

14. What do you need, what do you need from me?

15. After months of grieving, fuck the grief, I’m leaving.  Will you leave with me?

16. Come find me now where I hide and we’ll speak in our secret tongues.

17. The worn-out beat of a tired heart.

18. Though the corners are lit, the dark can return with the flick of a switch. It hasn’t turned on me yet.

19. I was paler than a pine box that holds bones.

20. Still got hope, so I think we’ll be fine in these disastrous times.

Please send some my way. I’ve been looking for prompts as my writing is starting to flow more.
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wrathofthegiraffe:

In the vast world of comics, I wonder if there have been heroes with a “Groundhog Day,” type power. By that I specifically mean a hero who, if they die, immediately finds themselves waking up at the beginning of that day again. If they don’t die, they just continue forward through time.

I’m just thinking of how crazy it would be to have that hero on your super hero team. Like, you go to headquarters in the morning, and it seems like everything’s normal. But then you go to fire off a one liner, and they say it at the same time as you. And suddenly you know. Something went wrong.

And then one day you come in, and your heart drops as you see that their every move looks rehearsed. They answer questions before asked. They are totally aware of everything that’s about to happen. Imagine how scary that would be, realizing you’re starting a day that you’re team mate has failed to survive maybe dozens of times.
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ysande-jin:

Whump prompts: fluffy AU edition

Inspired by the very cool @whumpershaven, who brainstormed fluffy coffee shop AUs for The Man From UNCLE with me last night.

1. I live at the end of the line and usually no-one else is on the train at this time of night. You’re sick and slept through your stop, which was about an hour and a half ago.

2. I run a diner on a freeway in the middle of nowhere. This is the worst storm we’ve had in years so I may as well close up for the night. No-one would be stupid enough to be out… oh. You were riding a motorcycle, you’re soaked through and - did you fall off your bike or something? You’re limping pretty badly.

3. I see you every morning when we walk our dogs, but this morning you look like you can barely stand, let alone keep up with your dog. Let me help.

4. You’re my neighbour and you’ve never smiled at me or returned my greetings. But these apartment walls are paper thin and I’ve heard you cough during the night all week. Have you even slept? (I know I haven’t.)

5. Alternatively: you’re my ridiculously cheerful, overly friendly neighbour. I just want you to leave me alone. But this week you’ve been quiet and withdrawn and I can hear you coughing all through the night. Are you even capable of looking after yourself? I’m only bringing you medicine because I need to sleep and your coughing won’t let me.

6. I told you that I needed this suit made by today. Now I’ve turned up to find the suit in pieces and you asleep at the desk? Uh… I’m having trouble waking you up. Do I need to call an ambulance?

7. Sorry, you’ve got the wrong number. Hey, no need to be so upset. It’s ok. Why don’t you just hang up and try again? You don’t sound very rational or coherent. Are you ok?

8. Ugh, this airport is so crowded! Whoops, sorry, didn’t see you there. Oh no. You’ve gone white. It was only a tiny bump! Ok, sit down before you fall down. I think your problems may be more serious than a stranger bumping into you.

9. I walk my dog every morning before dawn, and I’ve always been afraid I’d find a corpse in the woods. You are officially my greatest nightmare, thanks a lot. Oh, wait. You’re not a corpse. You’re just in really bad condition…

10. I know it’s subzero out here but you can’t sleep across my bakery doorway, it’s against regulations. I’ll make you a coffee and give you breakfast, but then you need to go, ok? You’re ravenous… what happened to you?!

11. You didn’t buy a ticket and now the inspector is going to kick you off. Here, I’ll buy you one. It’s pouring with rain and our destination is hours away. Take my coat, your shivering is making me cold just watching.

12. I paid a premium to have a private cabin on this cross country train, so why are you in it? You’re a stowaway and hiding from the people who hurt you before they can hurt you any more? I’m pretty sure that wasn’t in the brochure.

13. I picked up this cleaning job to make ends meet. Your house is easy to do because it’s so empty, but… is that blood on your sheets? And on your dirty laundry?! You look fine, but I think that might be just an act.

14. You may be gorgeous but you’re an arsehole of a boss. Lucky for you I’m a great personal assistant. Even when you’re grumpier than usual. Even when you’ve started popping mystery pills at work in addition to your caffeine and alcohol addictions. Wait, what are those pills?

15. I’m a summer intern and you’re the partner I’ve been assigned to for months. We’re finally about to go to trial! Oh god, you look terrible. You can’t even stand up straight. I’ll call one of your associates. What do you mean, no?! There’s no way you’re capable… there’s no way I’m capable!

16. What do you mean you’re taking three days off sick next week? What kind of scam are you pulling? You seem perfectly healthy to me. You’ll turn up, or you’ll wish you were sick by the time I’m done with you. Ohhh. Malaria’s a bitch, hey?

17. You alternate between practically living at my cafe and disappearing for weeks on end. You’ve barely said two words to me, but I worry about you when you go missing. You look so exhausted when you get back. I may have rewritten my menu to include all your favourite things.

18. I work the graveyard shift at a pharmacy while I finish my studies. It’s 3am and that’s a lot of bandages you’re buying. I’m not sure I want an answer, but… do you need help? You’re looking pretty rough.

19. We’re long distance runners, and I thought I was going to win this race without any real competition. Who are you and I can’t believe you make keeping up with me look easy. Steady on there, you nearly tripped. Oh no, down you go. Oh my god, you kept up with me all this way while in that condition?!

20. I’m spending this summer at my grandfather’s property, getting it in order to sell since he passed away and left it to me. Are you my new neighbour? I’ve never seen you before, and I grew up here. You look like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders, and it’s clear you’re trying to recover from something. I’ve got nothing but time. I mean that almost literally. Let me help.
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omegawolfmyth:

All these AUs were created by multiple different people on Tumblr, some of them you can find as a Tumblr post screenshot on Pinterest. Just recapping the many types of Soulmate AUs out there! Feel free to use any of them!

Sidenote: How I title these AUs are gonna suck. You have been warned.

Timer Soulmate AU! Where there’s a timer on your wrists that counts down to when you meet your soulmate.

First Words Soulmate AU! Where you know the very first words your soulmate will ever say to you or what you’ll first hear them say when you meet.
Alternative: Same thing but you know the words once you turn 18.

Last Words AU! Where you know the last words your soulmate will ever say to you. You don’t know you met them till you lose them.

Age Soulmate AU! Where you stop aging at 18 till you meet your soulmate.

First Touch Soulmate AU! Where there’s a black stain where you and your soulmate should make first contact. Like someone has a black stain over their knuckles. That means they’re going to punch their soulmate (probably at least) upon first meeting and contact.

Writing Soulmate AU! When you write on your skin the same mark appears on the same place as your soulmates. Such as if you doodle on your skin your soulmates gets those doodles on their skin.

Your Name Soulmate AU! Where you have your soulmates name on your wrist. First or last name (up to you).
Alternative: Name appears once you’re 18.
Alternative: It’s your enemies name on your wrist.
Alternative: Both your soulmates name and enemies name, you don’t know which is which.

Other Half Soulmate AU! At birth you are given a necklace that is the missing half of your soulmate’s necklace.

Colour Blind Soulmate AU! Where you’re completely colour blind till you meet your soulmate
Optional: Things go back to black and white when they die.
Optional: Except of when you meet your soulmate its when you and your soulmate first touch.

Sharing Pain Soulmate AU! Where bruises, cuts, blisters, and such appear on your skin if your soulmate gets them and visa versa. Like if you get a paper cut your soulmate gets the same cut.
Optional: You don’t feel the pain of it. Or you do feel the pain of it and can help treat the wound so your soulmate is okay.

Hues Of Hair Soulmate AU! Where you have a strip of your soulmates hair colour on your wrist and when they dye their hair it changes.

Colour Of Your Eye Soulmate AU! Where you only see in the colour of your soulmates eyes, you can’t see other colours till you meet them. Like if your soulmate has blue eyes you can only see blue till you meet them.
Alternatively: You can’t see the colour of your soulmates eyes. Not until you lock eyes with them and see a whole new colour in them.

Light Of The Heart Soulmate AU! Where the center of your chest glows when you and your soulmate meet.
Ex: That one comic that has the nerd in the jock that’s connected to the original post. Find it on pinterest if not on tumblr.

Fear In My Soul Soulmate AU! Where you feel when your soulmate is about to die and can help prevent it. Like you feel a pain in your soul when they’re in trouble.

Heterochromia Soulmate AU! Where you have one eye that’s your your eye colour and the other has your soulmates eye colour. When you meet and make eye contact, your eyes switch back to their original owner.

Mark We Share Soulmate AU! Where you and your soulmate have identical marks that match each other. Like you have the mark of a cat curled up in a ball, your soulmate has the exact same cat.
Optional: When you and your soulmate make physical contact, the mark moves to meet each other. For example your soulmate touches your hand, both of your cats rush up to meet each other. (This one came from @gallopingmonroe-blog)

Red Thread Of Fate AU! You know the legend of the red thread of fate? That’s this AU. A red thread of string on your pinkey finger that connects you to your soulmate. The thread cannot be broken but it will stretch and tangle.

Keep reading
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melamemea:

“please… just kiss me…”

“i really want to feel your hands on me”

“touch me.”

“kiss me.”

“hold me…”

“just a little longer”

“come closer”

“keep whispering”

“god you make me feel alive”

“i want your tongue all over me”

“put your hand on my thigh”

“i love the way your hand feels”

“you smell so good”

“i don’t want to let go”

“i don’t think i can let go”

“there’s something in the way you touch me”

“your breath leaves goosebumps on my skin”

“closer…”

“more, please…”

“your breath is so warm”

“your hands are so cold”

“your hair is so soft”
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harpers-mirror:

Send me characters/pairings (and setting or anything else you want to see) and the number to one of the following first lines:

“I know you’re afraid but we can’t hide in this closet forever.”

“Nope, I absolutely refuse to touch that.”

“How exactly did you manage to get stuck in there?”

“Why is it suddenly purple?”

“Pass me the sledgehammer.”

“Explain it to me again - why do we need to pretend to be married?”

“In my defense, I thought this would go a lot more smoothly.”

“I don’t know how you get yourself into these situations.”

“Careful, don’t drop – “

“And that’s how I ended up standing naked on the Brooklyn Bridge on Christmas Eve.”

“It’s sticky.”

“You need to stop.”

“Well that’s the single most impressive thing I’ve ever seen someone do.”

“What’s with the pigtails?”

“How have you made it this long without someone throwing you out an airlock or something?”

“Ow, what was that for?”

“Ugh, why did I eat that?”

“In my defense, it seemed like a brilliant idea at the time.”

“Run!”

“Come on, give me one good reason not to jump in the lake.”

“We’re going to be late if we don’t leave like 5 minutes ago.”

“What do you mean by leaving?”

“I’m trying very hard not to see all this as a metaphor for my life.”

“Please tell me you know how to defuse a bomb.”

“Where have you been, I was ready to call the police!”

“No, the house is definitely not haunted, why do you ask?”

“Get over here now and bring a tarp.”

“I don’t care that it’s 2:00 am, we need pie.”

“I’ve got everything under control.”

“At this point, what else could possibly go wrong?”

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"Did you have a nightmare?"
"I had a nightmare."
"There's plenty of room for the both of us."
"There is not enough room here for both of us."
"It's cold. We should try to conserve body heat."
"You're not even going to notice because you'll be asleep!"
"We've only got the one bed between the two of us."
"Quit stealing the covers."
"Quit kicking me."
"It's better than sleeping on the floor."
"It's either this or you sleep in the tub."
"Alright. Get up here."
"We're sleeping in the same bed, not together!"
"Please go to bed."
"Sleep is for the weak."
"Do you have any idea what time it is?"
"Dutch oven!"
"You sleep on top of the sheets."
"I'll sleep on top of the sheets."
"I'm scared. Can I sleep with you?"
"You're scared? You can come sleep with me, I guess."
"I have to sleep closer to the door."
"I can't sleep this close to the door."
"Stop getting up so early. You always wake me up."
"Stop staying up so late. I can never fall asleep."
"We can cuddle."
"Just don't try cuddling me or anything."

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“Who wouldn’t be angry you ate all of my cereal and faked your death for three years!”

“I’m going to need you to put on some underwear before you say anything else.“

“Quick catch that cat it stole my wallet!”

“Fuck I feel like I got hit by a car… Wait I did? And it was your car?”

“The skirt is short on purpose.”

“I can’t believe I’m sitting in space jail with you of all people.”

“So why did I have to punch that guy?”

“I may have accidentally sort of adopted five cats.”

“I hope you know that my name is actually ________.”

“Please stop petting the test subjects. ”

“That is the tenth demon summoning this week holy shit.”

“Please put me down it’s just a sprained ankle"

“So what if I broke my arm I’m still doing it.”

“Why exactly do you need chloroform at 2AM?”

“I’m like 75% this won’t explode on us.”

“You need to stop leaving dead bodies in my kitchen.”

“I understand the whole sleep talking thing but what I don’t understand is the princess dragon dream and why I’m in it.”

“I’m sorry that I got way too into playing house and accidentally kissed you passionately.”