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janedrewfinally:
ezekestiel:
voldemo:
voldemo:
My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian
its like ive never seen herbivore
i sighed so loud my mom asked me if i was okay and she’s two rooms away
@copperbadge
Well some people go vegetarian like they’re earning a celery for it.
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copperbadge:
janedrewfinally:
ezekestiel:
voldemo:
voldemo:
My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian
its like ive never seen herbivore
i sighed so loud my mom asked me if i was okay and she’s two rooms away
@copperbadge
Well some people go vegetarian like they’re earning a celery for it.
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kzaketchum:
camiichu:
Prideful Plant Puns!!!
I’ve been working on these since pride month, and I feel bad they weren’t finished in time but I’m so happy with how they turned out! These basically happened because I called my best friend a lesbean-sprout and she loved it so much I decided to draw the first one, and things kinda,,, escalated.
I really hope you guys love them as much as I do!
They’re all available on my redbubble!!
Please don’t repost/steal!
I like this
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kzaketchum:
camiichu:
Prideful Plant Puns!!!
I’ve been working on these since pride month, and I feel bad they weren’t finished in time but I’m so happy with how they turned out! These basically happened because I called my best friend a lesbean-sprout and she loved it so much I decided to draw the first one, and things kinda,,, escalated.
I really hope you guys love them as much as I do!
They’re all available on my redbubble!!
Please don’t repost/steal!
I like this
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sprachtraeume:
langsandlit:
@sprachtraeume
Oh my god lmaoo
It’s the buffet-ing of fate.
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sprachtraeume:
langsandlit:
@sprachtraeume
Oh my god lmaoo
It’s the buffet-ing of fate.
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wizardlyvassal:
baeddelshinsgirl:
Besides training all the major Greek heroes, Chiron was also a doctor.
That would make him the Centaur for Disease Control.
*sigh*
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wizardlyvassal:
baeddelshinsgirl:
Besides training all the major Greek heroes, Chiron was also a doctor.
That would make him the Centaur for Disease Control.
*sigh*
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accio-shitpost:
remus lupin gets to the point where he’ll give anyone who comes up with a werewolf pun he’s never heard before a galleon
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accio-shitpost:
remus lupin gets to the point where he’ll give anyone who comes up with a werewolf pun he’s never heard before a galleon
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“The problem with math puns is that calculus jokes are all derivative, trigonometry jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are usually formulaic, and arithmetic jokes are pretty basic. But I guess the occasional statistics joke is an outlier.”
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And the jokes for elementary math all appeal to the lowest common denominator. Or are only funny to small fractions. Fortunately we have fractal humor, which just keeps getting funnier the more you get into it.
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@ashkatom
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@physicscanbefunny
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“The problem with math puns is that calculus jokes are all derivative, trigonometry jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are usually formulaic, and arithmetic jokes are pretty basic. But I guess the occasional statistics joke is an outlier.”
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And the jokes for elementary math all appeal to the lowest common denominator. Or are only funny to small fractions. Fortunately we have fractal humor, which just keeps getting funnier the more you get into it.
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@ashkatom
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@physicscanbefunny
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copperbadge:
janedrewfinally:
hippopotamus-hi-tops:
things your friends will say if you’ve made a good pun:
get out
fuck you
shut the fuck up
oh my god why
you need to stop
you’re not funny
that was terrible
@copperbadge
Bonus if you get ‘em all at once.
@icarli @verodactyl
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copperbadge:
janedrewfinally:
hippopotamus-hi-tops:
things your friends will say if you’ve made a good pun:
get out
fuck you
shut the fuck up
oh my god why
you need to stop
you’re not funny
that was terrible
@copperbadge
Bonus if you get ‘em all at once.
@icarli @verodactyl
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handsoffmydinosaur:
Terrible Food Puns
@copperbadge & @everyworldneedslove My pun crew, this is for you
Ommnion is that feeling of peace you get when you smell onions sauteeing.
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copperbadge:
justalurkr:
handsoffmydinosaur:
Terrible Food Puns
@copperbadge & @everyworldneedslove My pun crew, this is for you
Ommnion is that feeling of peace you get when you smell onions sauteeing.
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wandererriha:
tastefullyoffensive:
[via]
@copperbadge?
HERE FOR IT.
Also I like that there’s a random medieval knight on the end there. Probably Doom in disguise.
copperbadge:
wandererriha:
tastefullyoffensive:
[via]
@copperbadge?
HERE FOR IT.
Also I like that there’s a random medieval knight on the end there. Probably Doom in disguise.
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Attention @copperbadge
The puns/filk is glorious but what really makes it is the sheep jamming out to a boom box.
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Attention @copperbadge
The puns/filk is glorious but what really makes it is the sheep jamming out to a boom box.
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goddammitstacey:
So since I a) watch a lot of horror and b) find myself blind-sided by something triggering on a semi-kinda-regular basis, I’ve gone and started a new blog:
In-fright Safety
Because if I’m gonna keep doing this to myself I can at least try and give you guys an the tools with which to make an informed decision on what brand of scare you’d like
Also puns
Reblurging for my frands who like horror.
And also for the a+ pun.
goddammitstacey:
So since I a) watch a lot of horror and b) find myself blind-sided by something triggering on a semi-kinda-regular basis, I’ve gone and started a new blog:
In-fright Safety
Because if I’m gonna keep doing this to myself I can at least try and give you guys an the tools with which to make an informed decision on what brand of scare you’d like
Also puns
Reblurging for my frands who like horror.
And also for the a+ pun.
hey ship do u have any weird niche jokes?
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An Englishman is being shown around a Scottish hospital.
At the end of his visit, he is shown into a ward with a number of patients who show no obvious signs of injury. He goes to examine the first man he sees, and the man proclaims:
Fair fa’ yer honest, sonsie face,
Great chieftain e’ the puddin’ race!
Aboon them a’ ye tak your place,
painch tripe or thairm:
Weel are ye wordy o’ a grace
as lang’s my arm.
The Englishman, somewhat taken aback, goes to the next patient, and immediately the patient launches into:
Some hae meat, and canna eat,
And some wad eat that want it,
But we hae meat and we can eat,
And sae the Lord be thankit.
This continues with the next patient:
Wee sleekit cow'rin tim'rous beastie,
O what a panic’s in thy breastie!
Thou need na start awa sae hasty,
wi’ bickering brattle.
I wad be laith to run and chase thee,
wi’ murdering prattle!“
“Well,” the Englishman mutters to his Scottish colleague, “I see you saved the psychiatric ward for the last.”
“Nay, nay,” the Scottish doctor corrected him, “this is the Serious Burns unit.”
An Englishman is being shown around a Scottish hospital.
At the end of his visit, he is shown into a ward with a number of patients who show no obvious signs of injury. He goes to examine the first man he sees, and the man proclaims:
Fair fa’ yer honest, sonsie face,
Great chieftain e’ the puddin’ race!
Aboon them a’ ye tak your place,
painch tripe or thairm:
Weel are ye wordy o’ a grace
as lang’s my arm.
The Englishman, somewhat taken aback, goes to the next patient, and immediately the patient launches into:
Some hae meat, and canna eat,
And some wad eat that want it,
But we hae meat and we can eat,
And sae the Lord be thankit.
This continues with the next patient:
Wee sleekit cow'rin tim'rous beastie,
O what a panic’s in thy breastie!
Thou need na start awa sae hasty,
wi’ bickering brattle.
I wad be laith to run and chase thee,
wi’ murdering prattle!“
“Well,” the Englishman mutters to his Scottish colleague, “I see you saved the psychiatric ward for the last.”
“Nay, nay,” the Scottish doctor corrected him, “this is the Serious Burns unit.”
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fandomfeministe:
mostlyhydratrash:
howler32557038:
howler32557038:
earendil-was-a-mariner:
Gandalf doesn’t say that Shadowfax is the best or fastest, he says that he is the “lord of all horses” and I quite frankly want more information about the responsibilities and powers that come with that position.
I would assume it behooves him to create a more stable economy for all horses by reigning in unnecessary spending. It must be a huge responsibility to be saddled with, but I’m sure he always meets it with unbridled enthusiasm. He’s probably chomping at the bit for the next horse presidential race - in fact, I hear he’s already leading in the Gallup polls.
oh my god i lost 7 followers
okay no more horse puns
#all they do is stirrup bad feelings
GODDAMMIT.
Hell, I’ll follow you for this one.
fandomfeministe:
mostlyhydratrash:
howler32557038:
howler32557038:
earendil-was-a-mariner:
Gandalf doesn’t say that Shadowfax is the best or fastest, he says that he is the “lord of all horses” and I quite frankly want more information about the responsibilities and powers that come with that position.
I would assume it behooves him to create a more stable economy for all horses by reigning in unnecessary spending. It must be a huge responsibility to be saddled with, but I’m sure he always meets it with unbridled enthusiasm. He’s probably chomping at the bit for the next horse presidential race - in fact, I hear he’s already leading in the Gallup polls.
oh my god i lost 7 followers
okay no more horse puns
#all they do is stirrup bad feelings
GODDAMMIT.
Hell, I’ll follow you for this one.
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eadrik:
best-of-turnblr:
voldemortcanyounot:
thebabbagepatch:
fearofpop:
A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.
you’ve got to be kidding me
I am in physical pain
@lupinwhore
eadrik:
best-of-turnblr:
voldemortcanyounot:
thebabbagepatch:
fearofpop:
A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.
you’ve got to be kidding me
I am in physical pain
@lupinwhore
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fandomfeministe:
mostlyhydratrash:
howler32557038:
howler32557038:
earendil-was-a-mariner:
Gandalf doesn’t say that Shadowfax is the best or fastest, he says that he is the “lord of all horses” and I quite frankly want more information about the responsibilities and powers that come with that position.
I would assume it behooves him to create a more stable economy for all horses by reigning in unnecessary spending. It must be a huge responsibility to be saddled with, but I’m sure he always meets it with unbridled enthusiasm. He’s probably chomping at the bit for the next horse presidential race - in fact, I hear he’s already leading in the Gallup polls.
oh my god i lost 7 followers
okay no more horse puns
#all they do is stirrup bad feelings
GODDAMMIT.
Hell, I’ll follow you for this one.
fandomfeministe:
mostlyhydratrash:
howler32557038:
howler32557038:
earendil-was-a-mariner:
Gandalf doesn’t say that Shadowfax is the best or fastest, he says that he is the “lord of all horses” and I quite frankly want more information about the responsibilities and powers that come with that position.
I would assume it behooves him to create a more stable economy for all horses by reigning in unnecessary spending. It must be a huge responsibility to be saddled with, but I’m sure he always meets it with unbridled enthusiasm. He’s probably chomping at the bit for the next horse presidential race - in fact, I hear he’s already leading in the Gallup polls.
oh my god i lost 7 followers
okay no more horse puns
#all they do is stirrup bad feelings
GODDAMMIT.
Hell, I’ll follow you for this one.
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eadrik:
best-of-turnblr:
voldemortcanyounot:
thebabbagepatch:
fearofpop:
A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.
you’ve got to be kidding me
I am in physical pain
@lupinwhore
eadrik:
best-of-turnblr:
voldemortcanyounot:
thebabbagepatch:
fearofpop:
A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.
you’ve got to be kidding me
I am in physical pain
@lupinwhore
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notyourplayground:
talk-nerdy-to-me-thyla:
mailithepigeon:
the star trek beyond ost track listing is just full of puns
i mean a swarm reception
shutdown happens
tag yourself I’m “Par-tay for the course”
Soundtrack nerd here! The Star Trek Beyond score is by Michael Giacchino and he does this kind of thing all the time. See also: the first Star Trek reboot movie, Jurassic World, Zootopia, and Mission Impossible III.
notyourplayground:
talk-nerdy-to-me-thyla:
mailithepigeon:
the star trek beyond ost track listing is just full of puns
i mean a swarm reception
shutdown happens
tag yourself I’m “Par-tay for the course”
Soundtrack nerd here! The Star Trek Beyond score is by Michael Giacchino and he does this kind of thing all the time. See also: the first Star Trek reboot movie, Jurassic World, Zootopia, and Mission Impossible III.
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markargent:
rosewednesday:
kawatooru:
kawatooru:
where do lesbian viking warriors go when they die in a mighty battle?
galpalla
I tried to scroll away. I really did.
what’s better than this, valkyries being palkyries
markargent:
rosewednesday:
kawatooru:
kawatooru:
where do lesbian viking warriors go when they die in a mighty battle?
galpalla
I tried to scroll away. I really did.
what’s better than this, valkyries being palkyries
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animatedamerican:
Me: How late at night is too late to run the food processor?Husband: Probably not past ten, I think.Me: I almost said “word processor.”Husband: Oh, you definitely shouldn’t use that.Me: Haha, no.Husband: After all, we don’t want to mince words.Me:
animatedamerican:
Me: How late at night is too late to run the food processor?Husband: Probably not past ten, I think.Me: I almost said “word processor.”Husband: Oh, you definitely shouldn’t use that.Me: Haha, no.Husband: After all, we don’t want to mince words.Me:
