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bumblebeebats:

It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek. Accio? Literally “I summon.” Lumos? Fucking “light.” Expelliarmus? Expel weapon!! Ooooh I wonder what Levicorpus does– you Dumb Ass Bastard. You ILLITERATE. It’s called Levicorpus, it lifts someone’s body, it LEVIES your goddamn CORPUS-

Hermione ghost wrote this

Counterpoint: Hogwarts actively discourages students from taking Latin or Greek because if they knew either one every single magic twelve year old would be trying to mash up twenty words and make their own Ultimate Spell instead of using the Good Standardized Spells Known Not To Explode Magic Schools 

I have a feeling that last point is aimed at the ravenclaws…
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alloverthegaf:

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alloverthegaf:

do you ever freak out about how close cats are to dragons

what???

okay hear me out:

they love to hoard things (dragons = gold, gems, cats = dead birds, mice)

they’re adorable

they curl in on themselves when they sleeping

they act superior to humans (which they both are)

they move gracefully but are huge dorks

they play with their prey

honestly cats are basically dragons without the scales and wings??

also obsession with shiny things??

pointy ears!!

cannot resist dark hidey holes!

• like sitting on/in warm things
• sharp teeth
• will let you pet them only if they say ok first
• slit shaped pupils!!
• take really long naps all the time

sure i guess???

what will it take to convince you this is pure science
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