How to witchcraft
Aug. 10th, 2016 03:48 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
athousanderrorsvia http://ift.tt/2b8nDp6:
copperbadge:
theactualcluegirl:
beautytruthandstrangeness:
mumblesandthings:
wolven-witch-girl1031:
here-be-vultures:
blackbearmagic:
canadianwanderingpagan:
littlewitchlingrowan:
youcantseebutimmakingaface:
magical-little-fawn:
earth-horn:
fish-buns:
stormwaterwitch:
lockswitch:
singingsparks:
veevigil:
thecarvingwitch:
earth-horn:
light those
stab this
carve that
shake jar
say the thing
6. Knock pans together
7. yell
8. Collect items that are completely useless but you need them anyways.
9. Stare very intensely at objects.
10. Awkwardly position your hands on it.
11. Bury the thing.
12. Burn the thing.
13. Salt
Salt everywhere
14. Plants
15. Cook everything with lots of herbs and the ‘good spoon’.
16. Jars
17. “Work you little shit”
18. Mumble to self in public
19. Wave hands
20. Point while staring intensely and feeling things
21. begging the universe to help you make this shit work
22. have a pile of rocks because you can never have enough pretty rock
23. Simultaneously have too many and not enough jars.
24. Random lumpy bundles. Random lumpy bundles all over the house, in your pockets, up your sleeves, hanging from trees, buried in the yard, buried furtively in public land…
25. A lot of walking through the puckerbrush in the dark in long flowing skirts and masks that obscure peripheral vision. Barefoot. In early winter. For Reasons.
Is it liquid or granular? Bless it. Did you buy it? Consecrate it. Did you dig it up? Charge it. Did you invoke it? MOTHERFUCKING KNOW HOW TO BANISH IT, YOU UNREMITTANT ASS CANKER!
26. Oooooh that went wrong
@thosequieteyes
copperbadge:
theactualcluegirl:
beautytruthandstrangeness:
mumblesandthings:
wolven-witch-girl1031:
here-be-vultures:
blackbearmagic:
canadianwanderingpagan:
littlewitchlingrowan:
youcantseebutimmakingaface:
magical-little-fawn:
earth-horn:
fish-buns:
stormwaterwitch:
lockswitch:
singingsparks:
veevigil:
thecarvingwitch:
earth-horn:
light those
stab this
carve that
shake jar
say the thing
6. Knock pans together
7. yell
8. Collect items that are completely useless but you need them anyways.
9. Stare very intensely at objects.
10. Awkwardly position your hands on it.
11. Bury the thing.
12. Burn the thing.
13. Salt
Salt everywhere
14. Plants
15. Cook everything with lots of herbs and the ‘good spoon’.
16. Jars
17. “Work you little shit”
18. Mumble to self in public
19. Wave hands
20. Point while staring intensely and feeling things
21. begging the universe to help you make this shit work
22. have a pile of rocks because you can never have enough pretty rock
23. Simultaneously have too many and not enough jars.
24. Random lumpy bundles. Random lumpy bundles all over the house, in your pockets, up your sleeves, hanging from trees, buried in the yard, buried furtively in public land…
25. A lot of walking through the puckerbrush in the dark in long flowing skirts and masks that obscure peripheral vision. Barefoot. In early winter. For Reasons.
Is it liquid or granular? Bless it. Did you buy it? Consecrate it. Did you dig it up? Charge it. Did you invoke it? MOTHERFUCKING KNOW HOW TO BANISH IT, YOU UNREMITTANT ASS CANKER!
26. Oooooh that went wrong
@thosequieteyes
