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Vin Diesel skis through a mountainous rainforest

Xander’s hand-picked team includes a dude whose special skill is being a DJ

Donnie Yen beats up a room full of people using his own leather jacket as a weapon which TRAGICALLY leaves him in only a white muscle tank

Donnie Yen wears a Hawaiian shirt and I don’t know why I have so many feelings about this but I do

Just Donnie Yen in general, really

Deepika Padukone and Ruby Rose engage in a deeply affecting synchronised gun standoff à la Mr and Mrs Smith

Ruby Rose competence-flirts with Nina Dobrev’s nerdy tech support character and you can probably see the blow to her Kinsey scale from space

The line, “we need someone who can walk through a tornado and think it’s a light breeze”

There’s a dirt bike race that takes to the sea and keeps going

I think Vin Diesel is just aggressively turning all his franchises into beautifully diverse, competence kink, found family extravaganzas and I’m so very here for it