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athousanderrors) wrote2017-03-22 07:17 pm
athousanderrors) wrote2017-03-22 07:17 pm
Reasons to see XXX: Return of Xander Cage
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goddammitstacey:
Vin Diesel skis through a mountainous rainforest
Xander’s hand-picked team includes a dude whose special skill is being a DJ
Donnie Yen beats up a room full of people using his own leather jacket as a weapon which TRAGICALLY leaves him in only a white muscle tank
Donnie Yen wears a Hawaiian shirt and I don’t know why I have so many feelings about this but I do
Just Donnie Yen in general, really
Deepika Padukone and Ruby Rose engage in a deeply affecting synchronised gun standoff à la Mr and Mrs Smith
Ruby Rose competence-flirts with Nina Dobrev’s nerdy tech support character and you can probably see the blow to her Kinsey scale from space
The line, “we need someone who can walk through a tornado and think it’s a light breeze”
There’s a dirt bike race that takes to the sea and keeps going
I think Vin Diesel is just aggressively turning all his franchises into beautifully diverse, competence kink, found family extravaganzas and I’m so very here for it
goddammitstacey:
Vin Diesel skis through a mountainous rainforest
Xander’s hand-picked team includes a dude whose special skill is being a DJ
Donnie Yen beats up a room full of people using his own leather jacket as a weapon which TRAGICALLY leaves him in only a white muscle tank
Donnie Yen wears a Hawaiian shirt and I don’t know why I have so many feelings about this but I do
Just Donnie Yen in general, really
Deepika Padukone and Ruby Rose engage in a deeply affecting synchronised gun standoff à la Mr and Mrs Smith
Ruby Rose competence-flirts with Nina Dobrev’s nerdy tech support character and you can probably see the blow to her Kinsey scale from space
The line, “we need someone who can walk through a tornado and think it’s a light breeze”
There’s a dirt bike race that takes to the sea and keeps going
I think Vin Diesel is just aggressively turning all his franchises into beautifully diverse, competence kink, found family extravaganzas and I’m so very here for it