athousanderrors

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copperbadge:

spiderine:

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digitaldiscipline:

prideandpen:

amclaudan:

halfys:

dredsina:

j-and-a-ramos:

heyitspj:

heyitspj:

your hometown + the last food you ate is your cryptid name

for example: i am the manhattan cheerio

Westchester Potato Wedge

the redmond kiwi…aw

The San Diego burrito

The Imlay City Shish Kabob

Troutdale Croissant is literally the worst

Buffalo jerky is a thing, and it’s delicious.

I am the Chicago Biscuit, which sounds like some kind of dirty sex thing.

I am the Wakefield Yogurt, which sounds just like another boring yogurt brand and is rather pathetic as cryptid names go.

On the other hand, THE WAKEFIELD YOG sounds like a proper Cthulu-style monster!

tremble in fear as we hunt…THE DUNDEE GRAPE