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copperbadge:
jonothetonedeafsidekick:
lotrlockedwhovian:
tranxio:
“Oh my god, I’m turning into—a vampire!”
“But how? I didn’t even bite you yet!”
Premature edraculation
…this fucking website.
@copperbadge
And then there was the time Dracula tried to turn into a bat but ended up as a gecko instead. But then, a reptile dysfunction is common in older men…
@thosequieteyes
copperbadge:
jonothetonedeafsidekick:
lotrlockedwhovian:
tranxio:
“Oh my god, I’m turning into—a vampire!”
“But how? I didn’t even bite you yet!”
Premature edraculation
…this fucking website.
@copperbadge
And then there was the time Dracula tried to turn into a bat but ended up as a gecko instead. But then, a reptile dysfunction is common in older men…
@thosequieteyes
