copperbadge: jonothetonedeafsidekick: lotrlockedwhovian:

[athousanderrors]

via http://ift.tt/2jMvyfA:
copperbadge:

jonothetonedeafsidekick:

lotrlockedwhovian:

tranxio:

“Oh my god, I’m turning into—a vampire!”

“But how? I didn’t even bite you yet!”

Premature edraculation

…this fucking website.

@copperbadge

And then there was the time Dracula tried to turn into a bat but ended up as a gecko instead. But then, a reptile dysfunction is common in older men…

@thosequieteyes