whyyoustabbedme: I’m gonna go out and

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whyyoustabbedme:

I’m gonna go out and guess… an all white jury ? 

http://www.takepart.com/article/2016/05/27/racial-bias-jury-selection/

“Researchers who studied Florida non–death penalty cases between 2000
and 2010 found that when just one black juror joined the pool, the gap
in conviction rates narrowed to 2 percent”
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honestly-andrew: pachycephalosaurass: becausebirds: Marnie...

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honestly-andrew:

pachycephalosaurass:

becausebirds:

Marnie has the cutest birthday ever. 

[follow Marnie on YouTube]

ITKISSESTHE STUFFEDANIMALSAND TELLS THEM IT LOVES THEM

UHM

EXCUSE ME???
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phdna: backroad-bros: shinysoroka: My favorite Ragnarok headcanon is that the entire movie is a...

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phdna:

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shinysoroka:

My favorite Ragnarok headcanon is that the entire movie is a story Thor is telling the audience. That’s why it opens with a monologue, that’s also the reason of the sudden tone shift into comedy and that’s why despite all the horrible things that happen, it’s so endlessly optimistic. The real events that transpired were probably very similar, just much, much darker. 

This really explains so much, like how characters like Loki and Hulk, and Thor himself, are so different from the other films- because we’re seeing them through Thor’s eyes. The dialogue is different as well, much more casual and shorthand with use of slang in place of the typical Shakespearean lines, because Thor is paraphrasing in his retelling of the events. I like to imagine that Thor’s audience is actually the asgardians on the ark at the end of the film, mostly families and children, so he’s ramping up the goofiness and drama (you are now meeting the grandmaster, please dont cut my hair, get help), using childish humor (the naked hulk), and poking fun at everything (surtur’s big eyebrow). They were all just extremely traumatized, so Thor is taking care of his people in the only way he currently can- taking comedy theatre tips from loki. 

Headcanon accept so much I’m probably gonna forget it’s not canon
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ruffboijuliaburnsides: randomthingsthatilike123: ryaninthesky12...

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randomthingsthatilike123:

ryaninthesky12:

gal-gadcts:

IF THIS WOMAN WASN’T GAY BEFORE SHE IS NOW

This is a GQ article that just came out and is possibly the gayest thing I’ve ever read. Props to the interviewer for doing her level best to get Gal Godot to ‘teach her how to fight’ (read: throw her down in the sand)

https://www.gq.com/story/the-gal-gadot-next-door-profile

hi yes I’m dying

…by GOD i’m gayer for having read this
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penny-anna: penny-anna: In LOTR the word

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penny-anna:

penny-anna:

In LOTR the word ‘man’ is only used for human men so now I’m imagining like

Someone: are you a man or a woman?

Pippin: I’m a hobbit

Someone: but what’s in your trousers

Pippin: mostly snacks

#dont think he knows the gender binary is a myth pip
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penroseparticle: So I just went with my buddy while he got a rib tattoo, and they hurt like a lot,..

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penroseparticle:

So I just went with my buddy while he got a rib tattoo, and they hurt like a lot, so he’s over there grimacing and being a huge manbaby so I just reach over and grab his hand so he can squeeze it because I’m a good person who helps others

And he’s clinging to my hand like it’s a life preserver and I’m being me and talking about nonsense like Grimace from the McDonalds commercials and how R2D2 is always ready to throw hands, and whatever, and the artist keeps glancing over at me and I’m like do your tattoo bro I’ve got my buddy handled

But then I realize he’s like, looking over because he can’t tell if he’s seeing something or not, and I glance down and I see my rainbow scalemail bracelet, and how I’m talking to my buddy all fondly and I’m like stroking his arm like he’s a wounded animal, and right as it clicks in my head the tattoo artist asks in his most nonchalant voice possible, like intentionally bland, I’m just talking about the weather haha what do you mean voice:

“So, are you guys close?”

And my gay ass is over to the side internally screaming because yeah, I am gay, but like this is just me being a good bro and my buddy is COMPLETELY OBLVIOUS TO WHAT IS HAPPENING BECAUSE HE’S A GARBAGE STRAIGHT PERSON AND HE SAYS

“Yeah of course, that’s why I asked him to come”

SO NOW THE TATTOO ARTIST THINKS HE’S RIGHT AND HE HAS A GAY COUPLE GETTING A TATTOO AND MY BUDDY HAS NO IDEA AND I’M AWKWARDLY SITTING HERE LIKE SHOULD I STOP HOLDING HIS HAND??? SHOULD I CORRECT THIS TATTOO ARTIST??? SHOULD I LET MY BUDDY KNOW??? MY GAY ASS DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO HANDLE BEING INCORRECTLY ACCUSED OF BEING GAY, WHAT DO YOU DO

So that tattoo artist is like “Cool man, that’s great. Good for you.”

So then my buddy is like can I get some water, and the guy comes back with one bottle of water and my buddy takes a drink and then hands it to me, and I’m like obviously he has to lay down and needs me to hold his water so I just hold it in my hand, but turns out he was offering me water, so he turns to me and is like Colton, drink some water, and I take a drink and my garbage lizard brain is like “You’re drink sharing in front of the tattoo artist, now he KNOWS he’s right”

So we’re talking about tattoos with the artist and I mention that I’m getting a tattoo in September and my buddy is like “Yeah I’m gonna go and hold HIS hand for that one haha” and the tattoo artist FUCKING SAYS “I mean, I should hope so”

I MEAN, I SHOULD HOPE SO

I MEAN, I SHOULD HOPE SO

AND NO ONE ACTUALLY BROUGHT IT UP. I KNEW WHAT THE TATTOO ARTIST WAS THINKING BUT DIDN’T SAY ANYTHING TO CORRECT HIM. NOW WHEN MY BUDDY GOES BACK AND GETS HIS NEXT TATTOO IN THE FUTURE AND I’M NOT THERE HE’S GOING TO GO “OH WHERE’S YOUR BOYFRIEND”
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yourstrulys: Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s

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yourstrulys:

Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone (2001)
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bae-in-maine: gear65: We stan an Queen.

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bae-in-maine:

gear65:

We stan an Queen.
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