eadrik: best-of-turnblr: voldemortcanyounot: thebabbagepatch: fearofpop: A guy is taking his...

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A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

I am in physical pain

@lupinwhore

itslaroneppl: 😍😍😍 Happy

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😍😍😍

Happy 50th Birthday, Star Trek.

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Things About Boobs That Women Can Easily Relate To by  Flo Perry.

its all true.

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I’d read that fic. In fact, I probably already have.

Arch, I made you a present.

AHAHAHA OMG

Fuck, now I have to write the fic, don’t I

Please, please title it Captain America’s War On Tinder. 

CLOSE

(i’ve never actually used tinder)

ACCEPTABLE. 

(Tinder is owned by OK Cupid, it’s basically the “rapid match” function of OKC, but OKC is actually more interesting and has more features than Tinder including a functional web interface, so I think it’s a better choice.)

There is nothing about this post I don’t love. 

(Where my bisexual-loving ladies at on OkCupid? I CANNOT FIND A SINGLE LADY DATE AND I AM TIRED OF FUCKBOYS)

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Imagine dragons sleeping the same way giraffes do

Yessss! I wanna draw sleeping dragons tooo

Maybe they sleep like camels…

or cats…

or…. uh… snakes?

Yeeeeaaaaah

Or maybe they sleep on trees

There is nothing about this post I don’t love

maybe they sleep like bats

@elektronx

This is not what I thought they meant when they named a band Imagine Dragons, but I’m all for it.

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lungri:

I read an Anglo-Norman lai of Celtic origin about a werewolf when I was at university.

The King invites him into his court… then into his bed… then kisses him ‘’over 100 times’’. And that’s literally the end of the story.

People have wanted to fuck werewolves for longer than we ever realized

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Gandalf doesn’t say that Shadowfax is the best or fastest, he says that he is the “lord of all horses” and I quite frankly want more information about the responsibilities and powers that come with that position. 

I would assume it behooves him to create a more stable economy for all horses by reigning in unnecessary spending. It must be a huge responsibility to be saddled with, but I’m sure he always meets it with unbridled enthusiasm. He’s probably chomping at the bit for the next horse presidential race - in fact, I hear he’s already leading in the Gallup polls.

oh my god i lost 7 followers

okay no more horse puns

#all they do is stirrup bad feelings

GODDAMMIT.

Hell, I’ll follow you for this one.

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Nike presents, Da Da Ding, starring Deepika and many powerful women.  It’s time to lace up those shoes. It’s time to go turbo! #JustDoIt!

Dance being recognized as a sport makes me so happy. 🌻💃🏻

That’s a great commercial.

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i love him so much, is too pure 

Little dog on a very big cushion….

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Little dog on a very big cushion….

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@VinceFlynnFilm: FIRST LOOK: @dylanobrien as Mitch Rapp in American Assassin

I….wait…..WHAT? 

WHEN DID THIS PRECIOUS GOOBERFACE

BECOME THAT??????

Oh dear lord. I’m coming over all faint. 

Reblog if you've actually SEEN the movie "The Aristocats"

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Let’s see who’s over 18

I watched it so many times, I burnt out the VHS.

You know shit got real when someone pulled out the term, ‘VHS’.

My brother loves that movie.

Saw it in theaters. (1987 re-release)

I couldn’t watch it for a couple of years because of a triggery thing that was happening at the same time as I was watching it next door. 

It’s been one of my childhood memories; I’m 32 and when my dad’s being an idiot my mum or I will still go ‘AAAAAHM THE LEADER, I’LL DECIDE WHEN WE GO’. And anyone pouting is greeted with ‘somebody stole my bumbershute!’ 

(TLDR: I broke my VHS copy and now have the DVD. So yes.)

Part two….big dog, little bed.

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Part two….big dog, little bed.

My taxonomy ran out of room….. #OU #openuniversi

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My taxonomy ran out of room….. #OU #openuniversity #A105 #livesofobjects

ardatli: et-in-arkadia: A radical feminist before the word...

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A radical feminist before the word existed, Isabella Beecher Hooker, my fave, advocated for women’s rights and suffrage until the day she died. She never got to vote.

But she did push the same bill every year for seven years in Connecticut, demanding that women could own their own property – until it finally passed. An elegant eccentric, Isabella was a Spiritualist who believed she could talk to the dead. Spiritualism was a female-driven movement that let their voices finally be heard in public by claiming that they channeled distant spirits. Their own thoughts were not considered to be legitimate, but those of ghosts were. Welcome to America.

I don’t believe in Spiritualism. But today I sat in the grass beside her grave and reversed hearing the dead: I told Isabella, wherever she may be, that a woman was about to become President of the United States, 110 years after the last year she was denied electoral participation.

This November, I hope you will vote, for all of us – and for women like Isabella, who fought their whole lives against oppressive patriarchy that laughed at them, and imprisoned them, for a basic right that we now take for granted. Vote.

“Spiritualism was a female-driven movement that let their voices finally be heard in public by claiming that they channeled distant spirits. Their own thoughts were not considered to be legitimate, but those of ghosts were.“

Ohhhhhhh. OHshit. I never made that connection before, but oh. Thank you, op. That sent a hundred thoughts spinning into a new perspective for me. 

….fuck me. That genuinely never occurred to me. 

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this is so erotic

Wow what an excellent visual summary of my sexuality.

Welp, guess who just creamed their pants?

Help. I’m trapped. Oh no.

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Help. I’m trapped. Oh no.

ardatli: razzledazzlewaffle: Dominique Christina -

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Dominique Christina - “The Period Poem”

Mother Dominique Cristina responds to a tweet her daughter sent her about a guy breaking up with his girlfriend because her period started while they had sex. (x)

Watch the whole thing.

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🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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If I ever have to sing in a campaign where I play a bard, the DM requires that I sing. Sometimes I make up something on the spot, other times I use a song that’s just on my mind.

Me: I start a fascinating performance, the song sounds like John Cage’s 4'33".
DM: Okay, sing.
Me: (silence)
DM: Dude, go or skip your turn.
Druid, who is a music nerd as much as I am: He is, 4'33" is four minutes 33 seconds of silence.
DM: So you’re just standing there with a lute in hand having a staring contest with an Orc.
Me: Yea.
Druid: Orcs are pretty dumb.
DM: I’m letting this one slide.

criticalanalytical: this is what the rise of pedophile culture...

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this is what the rise of pedophile culture looks like–little girls are being indoctrinated into beauty rituals at earlier and earlier ages to feed the misogynistic pedophilic male gaze.

this is what the intersection of capitalism and misogyny looks like–fashion and beauty products are being marketed to females no matter their age as long as is generates profit and feeds the male gaze.

this is what porn culture looks like–due in part to the widespread availability of porn, females are considered sexual objects before they are considered human beings and so no matter what, a female must always be sexually available and presentable to men.

I think about this every time I see my landlady’s 12 year old. She looks so, so grown up - and she’s cursed with curves,. She’s already learnt to hunch her shoulders a little to make her boobs seem smaller; to tug self-consciously on the hem of the belly top the media tells her is ‘so in right now’. 

And it makes me mourn the childhood she should’ve had.

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Biscuits and bones dog jumper for mikey…he’s going to look so handsome! #ravelry #knittersofinstagram

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 - Very good. 

This is the type of film that the phrase “glorious technicolor” was invented for - look at the richness of the colours!

To say nothing of a phrase that gets used in this house a bit too often…

ok so this is The Court Jester with Danny Kaye and it is the best fucking movie i swear. It’s a comedy musical robin hood parody thing about an incompetent moron and his extremely competent ass-kicking girlfriend taking down a tyrannical king and restoring the throne to the rightful heir

-the rightful heir is a baby and they can tell it’s the right baby because of a giant birthmark on his asscheek

-the main character’s only talent is singing and the rest of the pseudo robin-hood group just kinda tolerate him because he repeatedly fucks up

-he gets hypnotized into believing he is this amazing swashbuckling sword fighting hero along the lines of Wesley from the Princess Bride and ends up fighting the villain while snapping in and out of hypnosis

-the vessel with the pestle has the pellet with the poison, the chalice with the palace has the brew that is true “what”

-he stumbles his way through the entire plot and never knows what the hell is going on

-Danny Kaye is the funniest motherfucker you’ve never heard of

-seriously go watch it you wan’t regret it

When I was little I had a huge crush on Danny Kaye and I thought I would be able to catch up to him, age-wise, and ask him out.  

Hey @podle5 - another movie night theme???

Cheer Up Post #4101 - Art Nouveau Edition

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