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penandpaperadventures:
If I ever have to sing in a campaign where I play a bard, the DM requires that I sing. Sometimes I make up something on the spot, other times I use a song that’s just on my mind.
Me: I start a fascinating performance, the song sounds like John Cage’s 4'33".
DM: Okay, sing.
Me: (silence)
DM: Dude, go or skip your turn.
Druid, who is a music nerd as much as I am: He is, 4'33" is four minutes 33 seconds of silence.
DM: So you’re just standing there with a lute in hand having a staring contest with an Orc.
Me: Yea.
Druid: Orcs are pretty dumb.
DM: I’m letting this one slide.
penandpaperadventures:
If I ever have to sing in a campaign where I play a bard, the DM requires that I sing. Sometimes I make up something on the spot, other times I use a song that’s just on my mind.
Me: I start a fascinating performance, the song sounds like John Cage’s 4'33".
DM: Okay, sing.
Me: (silence)
DM: Dude, go or skip your turn.
Druid, who is a music nerd as much as I am: He is, 4'33" is four minutes 33 seconds of silence.
DM: So you’re just standing there with a lute in hand having a staring contest with an Orc.
Me: Yea.
Druid: Orcs are pretty dumb.
DM: I’m letting this one slide.
