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hey-rissyroo:
daroos:
musesofthetower:
thefreegladelancer:
capbuckyrogers:
thetaikawaititi:
the first avenger: dr. erskine said that the serum wouldn’t just affect my muscles, it would affect my cells. create a protective system of regeneration and healing.
age of ultron: thor establishes that steve is not mortal.
endgame: we’re just gonna ignore all of that, and make steve old af to shock the audience, even though it doesn’t make sense that steve would age at all, let alone at the same rate as a non-enhanced human, because what happened in previous movies is meaningless.
that’s some good tea right there
Steve is hiding behind a nearby tree and trying not to laugh as the old guy he paid gives Sam the shield
“Wanna tell me about the girl?”
Old guy who wasnt told about a girl slightly shitting himself “No…I dont think I will.”
ok but imagine the craigslist ad:
Washington DC > services > services for hire
“wanted elderly white male (70+) to troll childhood friend into thinking I traveled back in time and am now old. Poker face a plus, as is striking resemblance to Paul Newman”
That explains SO much! Thank you!
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hey-rissyroo:
daroos:
musesofthetower:
thefreegladelancer:
capbuckyrogers:
thetaikawaititi:
the first avenger: dr. erskine said that the serum wouldn’t just affect my muscles, it would affect my cells. create a protective system of regeneration and healing.
age of ultron: thor establishes that steve is not mortal.
endgame: we’re just gonna ignore all of that, and make steve old af to shock the audience, even though it doesn’t make sense that steve would age at all, let alone at the same rate as a non-enhanced human, because what happened in previous movies is meaningless.
that’s some good tea right there
Steve is hiding behind a nearby tree and trying not to laugh as the old guy he paid gives Sam the shield
“Wanna tell me about the girl?”
Old guy who wasnt told about a girl slightly shitting himself “No…I dont think I will.”
ok but imagine the craigslist ad:
Washington DC > services > services for hire
“wanted elderly white male (70+) to troll childhood friend into thinking I traveled back in time and am now old. Poker face a plus, as is striking resemblance to Paul Newman”
That explains SO much! Thank you!
(Your picture was not posted)
