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wam-bam-jimmy-jam:
lioness–hart:
reallytrying:
me when offered soda: yes. love the bübblés
me when offered water: yes! a fresh and sexy beverage
me when offered sparkling water: Why Are You Trying To Murder Me Under The Guise Of Hospitality
I’m gonna keep saying it: sparkling water is Angry Water and I do not need that kind of negativity in my life
Sparkling water is like sprite except instead of sugar they use hatred and sadness
and bitterness.
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wam-bam-jimmy-jam:
lioness–hart:
reallytrying:
me when offered soda: yes. love the bübblés
me when offered water: yes! a fresh and sexy beverage
me when offered sparkling water: Why Are You Trying To Murder Me Under The Guise Of Hospitality
I’m gonna keep saying it: sparkling water is Angry Water and I do not need that kind of negativity in my life
Sparkling water is like sprite except instead of sugar they use hatred and sadness
and bitterness.
(Your picture was not posted)