my students react to greek mythology
Sep. 22nd, 2018 10:39 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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thoodleoo:
“no offense but why would you follow dionysus if that means you have to party in the woods” “why wouldn’t you?”
*after learning about the chimera*“dude what you can’t be a lion AND a goat AND a dragon that’s too many”
“in fairness, if apollo wanted to date me, i’d turn into a tree too”
“she can’t be his wife, she’s his sister” “that didn’t stop zeus”
*after learning medusa gave birth to pegasus” “OUCH????”
“is there anybody zeus didn’t get pregnant”
“like seriously i had to make a mythology family tree for english class and it’s literally all zeus”
“hera’s kind of a jerk” “dude she literally threw her kid off a mountain because he was too ugly what did you expect
“why is everything about horses”
“oh, he starts eating people! typical”
“so basically you shouldn’t ever interact with a bull in ancient greece ever”
thoodleoo:
“no offense but why would you follow dionysus if that means you have to party in the woods” “why wouldn’t you?”
*after learning about the chimera*“dude what you can’t be a lion AND a goat AND a dragon that’s too many”
“in fairness, if apollo wanted to date me, i’d turn into a tree too”
“she can’t be his wife, she’s his sister” “that didn’t stop zeus”
*after learning medusa gave birth to pegasus” “OUCH????”
“is there anybody zeus didn’t get pregnant”
“like seriously i had to make a mythology family tree for english class and it’s literally all zeus”
“hera’s kind of a jerk” “dude she literally threw her kid off a mountain because he was too ugly what did you expect
“why is everything about horses”
“oh, he starts eating people! typical”
“so basically you shouldn’t ever interact with a bull in ancient greece ever”
