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pocket-elf:

pyrewood:

stunlockd:

anduin:

guardofvariansbutt:

juliuscaesarofficial:

writing-prompt-s:

Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

I got fired for not doing my job

^ I got my job because you failed to do yours

i’m not sure if i protect the dream or if i just stunlock things.

i was raided by undead and werewolves and was set fire to. absolute mood

I probably did good. Pocket elves don’t have to do much. They mostly live in pockets and are cute.

Uhhhh….I fucked up. A lot.
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