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Like we always talk about Sirius’ dog traits and Peter’s rat traits…what about James? Does he freeze when he sees headlights? Does he have an affinity for salt licks? What do deer even do?
Occasionally, Lily will walk in on him rubbing his head against the bedpost.
One year after James got Sirius a box of dog treats for his birthday as a joke, Sirius got James a salt lick for Christmas…
…neither of them say anything when they walk in on each other indulging in said gifts…
A day or so later, Sirius was peeved to find that his half-empty box of dog treats had been pillaged, with only a few crumbs left behind.
At dinner that night, Remus ate much less than usual.
Peter just looks at all of them like they are crazy until they buy him a giant wheel of gormet cheese for his birthday and he nearly cries from happiness
james suddenly decides to become a vegetarian around fifth year
when he sees something strange, sometimes sirius involuntarily makes that little *boof* sound dogs make when they don’t know if they should fully bark
peter is actually the first of the four to grow any facial hair, just a few wispy blonde mustache hairs on either side of his mouth, right about where whiskers would be…
Okay but imagine them being outside for whatever reason and James is absentmindedly playing with the grass before he just picks it up and puts it into his mouth without even realizing why anyone is staring at him.
James: *chewing on grass*
Sirius: mate…the fuck?
James: *stops chewing for a second.* oh please, we all saw you bury that chicken bone from dinner the other day.
Sirius:…point taken…
Sirius:…wait…*eyes narrow. Growls* you saw?
Remus: *sigh* Sirius no one’s going to steal your bone…
Sirius: damn right they won’t. *gets up.* EVERYONE CLOSE YOUR EYES. NOW I HAVE TO MOVE IT!
James also wakes up literally at the crack of fucking dawn and it drives everyone insane
And poor Minerva never understood her inexplicable urge to hiss whenever the marauders entered the room.
• Deer don’t sleep for extended periods of time. They dose. James is up and down all night. The marauders get used to it eventually, but it drives Lily absolutely crazy.
• They prefer to sleep against solid objects. James can’t sleep if the mattress is too soft and it’s not unusual to find him napping on the floor or propped up against the wall.
• everyone assumes Peter is the lookout during pranks, but Deer have an amazing ability to sense even the slightest danger. James was incredibly on Order missions.
• mature bucks assert their dominance by trying to intimidate others with constant eye contact. This has caused a lot of stare downs between James and Sirius, which usually results in the two of them wrestling each other because they are both too stubborn to back down.
He stares down others also. Peter always gives in right away. James never dares to stare Remus down.
BONUS:
Before mating, Does often play “hard to get” and make the bucks chase after them before allowing the bucks to “catch” them…
Ladies and gentlemen of the fandom, I give you Lily Evans.
deer are extremely fast and active with fast reflexes, hence james was such a good quidditch player
deer can hear higher frequencies than humans, and have better hearing which proved extremely useful for the marauders
BONUS:
deer have a life expectancy of 20 years OH FUCK
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vagueenthusiast:
captofthesswolfstar:
vagueenthusiast:
captofthesswolfstar:
Like we always talk about Sirius’ dog traits and Peter’s rat traits…what about James? Does he freeze when he sees headlights? Does he have an affinity for salt licks? What do deer even do?
Occasionally, Lily will walk in on him rubbing his head against the bedpost.
One year after James got Sirius a box of dog treats for his birthday as a joke, Sirius got James a salt lick for Christmas…
…neither of them say anything when they walk in on each other indulging in said gifts…
A day or so later, Sirius was peeved to find that his half-empty box of dog treats had been pillaged, with only a few crumbs left behind.
At dinner that night, Remus ate much less than usual.
Peter just looks at all of them like they are crazy until they buy him a giant wheel of gormet cheese for his birthday and he nearly cries from happiness
james suddenly decides to become a vegetarian around fifth year
when he sees something strange, sometimes sirius involuntarily makes that little *boof* sound dogs make when they don’t know if they should fully bark
peter is actually the first of the four to grow any facial hair, just a few wispy blonde mustache hairs on either side of his mouth, right about where whiskers would be…
Okay but imagine them being outside for whatever reason and James is absentmindedly playing with the grass before he just picks it up and puts it into his mouth without even realizing why anyone is staring at him.
James: *chewing on grass*
Sirius: mate…the fuck?
James: *stops chewing for a second.* oh please, we all saw you bury that chicken bone from dinner the other day.
Sirius:…point taken…
Sirius:…wait…*eyes narrow. Growls* you saw?
Remus: *sigh* Sirius no one’s going to steal your bone…
Sirius: damn right they won’t. *gets up.* EVERYONE CLOSE YOUR EYES. NOW I HAVE TO MOVE IT!
James also wakes up literally at the crack of fucking dawn and it drives everyone insane
And poor Minerva never understood her inexplicable urge to hiss whenever the marauders entered the room.
• Deer don’t sleep for extended periods of time. They dose. James is up and down all night. The marauders get used to it eventually, but it drives Lily absolutely crazy.
• They prefer to sleep against solid objects. James can’t sleep if the mattress is too soft and it’s not unusual to find him napping on the floor or propped up against the wall.
• everyone assumes Peter is the lookout during pranks, but Deer have an amazing ability to sense even the slightest danger. James was incredibly on Order missions.
• mature bucks assert their dominance by trying to intimidate others with constant eye contact. This has caused a lot of stare downs between James and Sirius, which usually results in the two of them wrestling each other because they are both too stubborn to back down.
He stares down others also. Peter always gives in right away. James never dares to stare Remus down.
BONUS:
Before mating, Does often play “hard to get” and make the bucks chase after them before allowing the bucks to “catch” them…
Ladies and gentlemen of the fandom, I give you Lily Evans.
deer are extremely fast and active with fast reflexes, hence james was such a good quidditch player
deer can hear higher frequencies than humans, and have better hearing which proved extremely useful for the marauders
BONUS:
deer have a life expectancy of 20 years OH FUCK
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