Pressing questions
Sep. 20th, 2016 03:51 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
athousanderrorsvia http://ift.tt/2d26KgA:
rubyspurflower:
Did medieval witches baby-talk to their familiars?
“Who be the finest rat in all of this hamlet? Be it thou? Be it thou?? Yes it be!”
Corollary question: did they come up with the same kind of brain-drivel I spit at my dog?
“I hath thine foot. It be mine now. Thou need'st the wheel of a very small ox-cart to replace thine foot.
Okay. I will lease thee thy foot, so thou no longer need'st the wheel, for I be very generous. Thou be welcome, small friend.”
rubyspurflower:
Did medieval witches baby-talk to their familiars?
“Who be the finest rat in all of this hamlet? Be it thou? Be it thou?? Yes it be!”
Corollary question: did they come up with the same kind of brain-drivel I spit at my dog?
“I hath thine foot. It be mine now. Thou need'st the wheel of a very small ox-cart to replace thine foot.
Okay. I will lease thee thy foot, so thou no longer need'st the wheel, for I be very generous. Thou be welcome, small friend.”
