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beesmygod:
pduu:
everyworldneedslove:
dirkbolero:
spaceshipoftheseus:
matt-ruins-feminisms-shit:
Look, this is my litmus test: I pretend I am the original Earl of Sandwich. I have asked for non-bread foods to be brought to me inside bread, that I might more easily consume them one-handed while gambling.
This does not enable my wretched regency habits. This is not what I asked for. I do not deign to grace it with the name of my house.
This is the most important addition to the sandwich discourse I have ever read.
THIS IS THE BEST LITMUS TEST FOR SANDWICH-OR-NOT I HAVE SEEN.
so a poptart’s a sandwich
a poptart is a calzone you dumbass
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beesmygod:
pduu:
everyworldneedslove:
dirkbolero:
spaceshipoftheseus:
matt-ruins-feminisms-shit:
Look, this is my litmus test: I pretend I am the original Earl of Sandwich. I have asked for non-bread foods to be brought to me inside bread, that I might more easily consume them one-handed while gambling.
This does not enable my wretched regency habits. This is not what I asked for. I do not deign to grace it with the name of my house.
This is the most important addition to the sandwich discourse I have ever read.
THIS IS THE BEST LITMUS TEST FOR SANDWICH-OR-NOT I HAVE SEEN.
so a poptart’s a sandwich
a poptart is a calzone you dumbass
(Your picture was not posted)
