athousanderrors

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knitmeapony:

dduane:

atlinmerrick:

You do not want mouth herpes from Story Jesus so you just, you know, look at this carefully.

“And now I have a flashlight.” (wanders off snickering)

Caption:

“A story should look more like:

Hey look a problem

I’m just gonna go ahead and fix that problem and -

Oh god I made it worse

Oh fuck somebody else is making it worse too

Wait I think I got this

a) Shit Shit Shit
b) Fuck Fuck Fuck

It’s not worse now but different

Everything is complicated

All is lost

Wait is that a light at the end of the tunnel?

It is but it’s a velociraptor with a flashlight in its mouth

Wait an idea

I have beaten the velociraptor and now I have a flashlight and my problems are solved in part but not too neatly because tidy, pat endings make story Jesus angry, so angry that story Jesus gives everyone mouth herpes.” – Chuck Wendig, http://ift.tt/1nUQ06I
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