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May. 21st, 2019
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dreadfuldevotee:
Happy Opening Night Hadestown 4.17.19
its an old song, its an old song from way back when. its an old song and we gonna sing it again
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dreadfuldevotee:
Happy Opening Night Hadestown 4.17.19
its an old song, its an old song from way back when. its an old song and we gonna sing it again
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secretgaygentdanvers:
secretgaygentdanvers:
the way that straight men talk about their attraction to women’s bodies is so dull and colourless compared to the ways I’ve seen queer women talk about women’s bodies
like we out here talking bout
razor sharp jawlines like the kind you could fuckin cut yourself on hoo baby
those biceps like gimme that dumb jock energy, that “I can carry you from the doorway to the bed in one go easy” energy christ
muscular bACKS HOLY SHIT OOOO LORDY LORD
hands. just have you ever heard a gay woman talk about hands? like fuckin hell I’ve seen people go nuts over Katie McGrath’s wrists that’s the level we’re at here
hair!!!! long, short, loose, styled!!!!! that specific moment when someone goes to tie their hair back into like a messy bun or a half pony and they hold the elastic band in their mouth and pull their hair back in their hands THATS A WLW KINK RIGHT THERE
eeeeeeeyes. The first three girls I got with all had gorgeous eyes and all commented on my eyes like this is a whole thing it’s our sneaky way of forcing eye contact is to just be like “woah your eyes are gorgeous what colour even are they” and BOOM we have contact this is a-happening
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I once saw a girl with a six pack and couldn’t form a sentence for the next minute
etc etc (don’t even get me started on forearms aaaaa)
whereas whenever I talk to straight dudes about women they like it’s always like hahahahaha her tits are banging amirite and I’m like
guys
liberate yourselves
let yourselves talk about a gal’s popping collarbone once in a while like Christ there are so many gorgeous things to focus on in women get creative go fuckin nuts women are absolutely incredible angels I am so gay
guy: so are you an ass or tits kinda person?
wlw, choking back the tears: n ecK
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secretgaygentdanvers:
secretgaygentdanvers:
the way that straight men talk about their attraction to women’s bodies is so dull and colourless compared to the ways I’ve seen queer women talk about women’s bodies
like we out here talking bout
razor sharp jawlines like the kind you could fuckin cut yourself on hoo baby
those biceps like gimme that dumb jock energy, that “I can carry you from the doorway to the bed in one go easy” energy christ
muscular bACKS HOLY SHIT OOOO LORDY LORD
hands. just have you ever heard a gay woman talk about hands? like fuckin hell I’ve seen people go nuts over Katie McGrath’s wrists that’s the level we’re at here
hair!!!! long, short, loose, styled!!!!! that specific moment when someone goes to tie their hair back into like a messy bun or a half pony and they hold the elastic band in their mouth and pull their hair back in their hands THATS A WLW KINK RIGHT THERE
eeeeeeeyes. The first three girls I got with all had gorgeous eyes and all commented on my eyes like this is a whole thing it’s our sneaky way of forcing eye contact is to just be like “woah your eyes are gorgeous what colour even are they” and BOOM we have contact this is a-happening
abs sjsjdbfhekakdufurbnsnadjfifnns
I once saw a girl with a six pack and couldn’t form a sentence for the next minute
etc etc (don’t even get me started on forearms aaaaa)
whereas whenever I talk to straight dudes about women they like it’s always like hahahahaha her tits are banging amirite and I’m like
guys
liberate yourselves
let yourselves talk about a gal’s popping collarbone once in a while like Christ there are so many gorgeous things to focus on in women get creative go fuckin nuts women are absolutely incredible angels I am so gay
guy: so are you an ass or tits kinda person?
wlw, choking back the tears: n ecK
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woppy42:
isashi-nigami:
normaldisaster:
“lions aren’t expressive”
Disney I didn’t even buy a ticket and I want a refund
everyone: realistic looking lions can still have expressions
Disney:
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woppy42:
isashi-nigami:
normaldisaster:
“lions aren’t expressive”
Disney I didn’t even buy a ticket and I want a refund
everyone: realistic looking lions can still have expressions
Disney:
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filmgifs:
Are you a queen? Indeed she is.
Tessa Thompson as Agent M in Men in Black International (2019)
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filmgifs:
Are you a queen? Indeed she is.
Tessa Thompson as Agent M in Men in Black International (2019)
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jesterlesbian:
The red carnation represents deep love and affection. Along with the red rose, it can also be used as a symbol of socialism and the labour movement, and has historically often been used in demonstrations on International Workers’ Day.
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jesterlesbian:
The red carnation represents deep love and affection. Along with the red rose, it can also be used as a symbol of socialism and the labour movement, and has historically often been used in demonstrations on International Workers’ Day.
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bisexualpiratequeen:
bisexualpiratequeen:
Once a boy looked very sadly at me after a little bit of conversation. ‘you’re so smart’ he said, ‘I feel like I couldn’t keep up’. And then he did that sad boy face where you’re supposed to agree to tone yourself down. So I said ‘probably’ and fucked his mate.
some top advice from a slut, here, 90% of the time when some boy looks sad and tells you you’re too ‘x’ to keep up with it’s a ploy to get you to cut bits off yourself so you can come down to his mediocre level; instead, agree with him and fuck his mate
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bisexualpiratequeen:
bisexualpiratequeen:
Once a boy looked very sadly at me after a little bit of conversation. ‘you’re so smart’ he said, ‘I feel like I couldn’t keep up’. And then he did that sad boy face where you’re supposed to agree to tone yourself down. So I said ‘probably’ and fucked his mate.
some top advice from a slut, here, 90% of the time when some boy looks sad and tells you you’re too ‘x’ to keep up with it’s a ploy to get you to cut bits off yourself so you can come down to his mediocre level; instead, agree with him and fuck his mate
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