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a.po.stile: @idougahole in #London | 📸 #StreetStyle from #LFWM by me @a.po.stile- #APOSTILEinLondon Poli Alexeeva
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catlovesmocalike:

iconicpopstar:

professorsparklepants:

firey-rising-demon:

susiephone:

favorite story: apparently, while filming “black swan,” the director would try to pit mila kunis and natalie portman against each other, telling them that the other woman was doing a better job, in hopes of making their characters’ rivalry seem more authentic. but it completely backfired, since instead of getting angry or competitive, natalie and mila would just congratulate each other on doing such good work.

Directors who do stuff like this are pieces of shit

What men think women are like verses what women are actually like

also this:

Let’s name the director: 

Darren Aronofsky. He has since directed mother! where he forced Jennifer Lawrence to reshoot a scene after she broke a rib or something. He is still really praised in cinephile circles, which is why I want to name and shame him. 

And let us all admit that directors like Darren Aronofsky are not being praised DESPITE this behaviour but rather BECAUSE of it. They’re seen as edgy and willing to take risks and do what needs to be done, no matter the fallout, to get the perfect shot. They take risks for their art. Except, of course, they don’t. They make other take risks, they push and damage other people, not themselves.

Darren Aronofsky banned bottled water on the set of “Noah”, and after a long day of filming, Emma Watson came back to her trailer so exhausted and dehydrated that she unthinkingly drank a glass of water that had been left sitting out for weeks, maybe months.  The water had gotten filthy by that point, and it made her horrifically ill.  When she told Aronofsky that she was sick, he refused to let her take a break from filming.  He told her to “use it”.

Aronofsky’s a manipulative, abusive POS.

Tarantino, Kurbrik, Hitchcock – asshole male directors, but there’s a shit ton of them. Some are well known, some are not.
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bendingsignpost:

Having grown up as a Gifted Child ™, there was the constant pressure to be smart all the damn time. I still have a very vivid memory of my mom flipping out in panic and anxiety upon seeing that I’d gotten mixed up in my ABC’s Of the Ocean project whether the Atlantic or Pacific Ocean was bigger. It was a huge crisis… and this was just the fourth grade. 

Now that I’m three times older, I’ve finally started playing D&D, having finally found a group of friends I’m comfortable to play with. I made my character for a pun, which involved her needing to be a full Orc, and y’know what? She’s dumb as rocks. She’s a charismatic bard of an idiot, and I love her. I love playing her, in part, because she’s stupid.  She’s also a lesbian, because I always gotta gay, but as I have no idea how to flirt with women (and my dice apparently don’t either), she keeps striking out due to the stupid. She has the best damn awful ideas, and the look on my DM’s face is always priceless when she hears what the everloving fuck my bard is going to do. 

“I fling myself out of the cart.“ 
“You what?“
“He’s coming at me with a sword, I’m tied up, I launch myself over the edge of the cart with my feet.“
“Okay, roll Athletics… You’re now upside-down hanging out of the cart. I think we’re gonna count that as prone.“

“All right, crew, it looks like we’re facing a werewolf,“ says our wizard. 
“Does anyone have glue?“ my bard immediately asks, being in possession of a mace and seven silver coins. 

“The werewolf turns and runs.“
“I throw the glitter [that I bought with the glue] at it.“
“Uh, why?“
“To make a sparkly trail we can use to track it.“

Some of these awful ideas have actually worked, which I guess makes them good ideas, but at no point am I ever afraid of offering a stupid plan. She’s supposed to be stupid, she has a -1 Intelligence modifier and is interested in only music, birds, and women who could beat her in arm wrestling. She’s allowed to mess up. Moreover, because she’s used to it, she even knows how to move on from it. 

So yeah. I’m having a blast. 
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mikaeled:

That person who helps others simply because it should or must be done, and because it is the right thing to do, is indeed without a doubt, a real superhero. - Stan Lee
Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)
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wistful-giselle:

if I buy a 17th century castle overlooking a small european town hidden by a vaguely sinister forest, does anyone want to come and join me?

activities include: watching old films in matching silk nightgowns, weekly baking of patisseries and heart-shaped macaroons, and elaborate rituals under the full moon.

girls, angels, ghosts, dogs and witches all invited…

where do I sign up? 
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polarbear-phil:

castuswolfe:

kasaron:

rtrixie:

heatandapathy:

rtrixie:

Develop a roomba that reacts to being petted and you’re going to make bank with millennials

Don’t forget to give it a little screen so it can flash up emoticon faces.

*bump into wall* >_<

*gets pet* :3

*low battery* ;_;

*stick on a ledge* D:

*sucks up something it’s not supposed to* >:3c

This had me going “oh no” and “oh yes” at the same time

I mean, if you did and it wasn’t a literal wiretap, I’d buy it. 

Tape a knife to it and it should always have the >:3 face

@stabbyroomba
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omnisexualhanniballecter:

me, stumbling thru the hannibal fandom, trying to figure out what y’all intellectuals are talking about: whats that? hannibal as a gothic romance?? an au based on a brontë novel??? say no more, my friends. say no more
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