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they get fogged up when we drink hot beverages.
they get smudged for no reason.
we will push them up using anything in our area (i.e shoulder, whatever is in my hand, scrunching my nose up so they get pushed up, etc.).
they get knocked off our faces all. the. fucking. time.
when we change clothes we either take them off or they fall off when we pull our shirts off.
we have to clean them after being in the rain.
we own multiple pairs of them, not just one lone pair for our whole lives.
most people donât wear them in the pool, but some have extra old pairs for the pool (like me).
some people take them off during sex, thatâs fine! but some people keep them on.
they donât get squished into your face when you kiss (most of the time. at least from what iâve experienced and iâve got some mf big glasses).
if we look down and look back up while you talk/to peek up at something, we will just peek blindly over the top of them.
we clean them on whatever item of clothing is closest.
some of us have prescription sunglasses and some of us wear contacts when we need to wear sunglasses.
please keep some of these in mind when you write characters with glasses cause y'all who have 20/20 vision keep telling me all characters sleep in their glasses and own the same singular pair from age 6-25 and they never clean them.
( thereâs this but you missed a few iconic glasses traits
- âwhereâd I put my glassesâ (is wearing them)
- new glasses getting scratched on basically nothing. whereâd the nick come from? we just donât know.
- forgetting youâre wearing synthetic material and just smudge the junk on your glasses around
- after doing so, proceeding to hunt down any friend who is wearing a more cottony material
- getting eyelashes on your glasses
- stabbing yourself in the face with the arm of your glasses
- âwoah are you blind?â
- âhow many fingers am I holding up??â
- walking into a warm room from the cold and suddenly being unable to see because your glasses fogged up
- going outside and everything is Super Crisp 1080p
- having three pairs of glasses and putting all of them at once
- âaw dude you have transition lenses? lucky.â
- the non-glasses scrutinising squint
- taking off your glasses and suddenly youâre a different entity entirely
- if youâre too good for taking off your glasses when dressing/undressing, realising you didnât pull the collar of a shirt out enough and subjecting to your fate )
-For female characters wearing eye makeup is pretty much useless
- the reason why is because no matter what we do, the mascara will smear on our glasses
- thinking âOh, thereâs a little smudge. Iâll just clean it quicklyâ, then taking the glasses off and wondering how the hell you could see with what looks like three layers of dirt on them
- giving your loved one a little kiss but in the wrong angle so their nose touches your glasses
- the look⢠when youâre in your bed lying on the side with your glasses on (aka the glasses are skewed)
-sleeping in glasses fucking hurts⌠well, not anymore, but it used too
-if you have long eyelashes, having to push your glasses down your nose so they dont constantly rub each other, then having to push them up cuz you cant see
-WHY WONT YOU STAY ON MY FACE?!?!?!
-*they tilt crooked slightly* oh wow, And⌠now Im falling over
-having transitions and right after walking into a building you canât see because theyâre still dark
-forgetting where you put them then having to either ask for help or judge your entire surroundings
-dont like contacts? like cosplaying? guess what! youâre blind now!
-trading glasses with other glasses wearers to see how blind your friends are
-when thereâs a smudge that just. Wonât. Go. Away.
-âhey do you have lens cleaner?â
-your old glasses become your back up pair in case your current ones break
-metal and plastic frames are very different and most people have a preference
All of this omg
Oh also I forgot to mention the nOSE PAD THINGIES
I HATE THOSE WITH A BURNING PASSION
OH MY GOD SAME, I HAD A PAIR OF METAL FRAMES AND THE NOSE PAD THINGIES THAT CUSHIONED THE ACTUAL THINGS FELL OFF
THAT AMIGOS IS WHY I WEAR PLASTIC FRAMES
Getting a new pair of glasses that are really different from the previous pair and everyone either totally not noticing until you go back to the previous pair once by accident, or everyone noticing that thereâs. Something different. Just. Not sure. What⌠haircut??
Also, yes mascara is useless, but if you have wide/tall lenses, eyeliner and eyeshadow can but hella cute behind your glasses.
Waterproof mascara doesnât usually smudge on lenses. Itâs a pain to remove but it doesnât smudge for me! Just wait for it to totally dry before putting your glasses back on.
opening the oven to get food out and forgetting to turn your face away so your glasses steam the fuck up immediately. Â
Wearing foundation and powder, then taking your glasses/sunglasses off and having two reddish smudges where the nosepadâs rubbed away your makeup (and is now on the glassesâŚ)Â
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