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Sep. 13th, 2018
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yassmines:
jetgirl78:
Mackenzie Davis on the set of the new Terminator film (XX)
OH?
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yassmines:
jetgirl78:
Mackenzie Davis on the set of the new Terminator film (XX)
OH?
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nemhaine42:
clintfbarton:
Jeremy was locked in the bathroom, because he couldn’t open up the door with his two broken arms.
#god that’s the most clint barton thing ever#marvel has criminally under used renner (via @themonkeycabal)
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nemhaine42:
clintfbarton:
Jeremy was locked in the bathroom, because he couldn’t open up the door with his two broken arms.
#god that’s the most clint barton thing ever#marvel has criminally under used renner (via @themonkeycabal)
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pungent-petrichor:
notyourexrotic:
mslorelei:
Clippy, the animated assistant in Word, is well known as one of the most hated software features ever released. Now we know why Microsoft released it – because the male engineers didn’t listen to female user feedback. “Even Early Focus Groups Hated Clippy. Women told Microsoft the animated paper clip was leering at them. The software company didn’t listen.”
OMFG CLIPPY WAS DESIGNED AS THE ORIGINAL MANSPLAINER
THIS MAKES THIS MEME EVEN BETTER
Baaaaahahahahahahahaaaa
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pungent-petrichor:
notyourexrotic:
mslorelei:
Clippy, the animated assistant in Word, is well known as one of the most hated software features ever released. Now we know why Microsoft released it – because the male engineers didn’t listen to female user feedback. “Even Early Focus Groups Hated Clippy. Women told Microsoft the animated paper clip was leering at them. The software company didn’t listen.”
OMFG CLIPPY WAS DESIGNED AS THE ORIGINAL MANSPLAINER
THIS MAKES THIS MEME EVEN BETTER
Baaaaahahahahahahahaaaa
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scanalan:
prettydoddleoddle:
I want emo versions of idioms
Like, instead of ““you’re barking up the wrong tree” it’s “you’re panicking at the wrong disco”
You can lead a horse to Evanescence but you can’t bring him to life
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scanalan:
prettydoddleoddle:
I want emo versions of idioms
Like, instead of ““you’re barking up the wrong tree” it’s “you’re panicking at the wrong disco”
You can lead a horse to Evanescence but you can’t bring him to life
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bipolar-bubbeleh:
strikelikeahawk:
that was beautiful
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bipolar-bubbeleh:
strikelikeahawk:
that was beautiful
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feathersescapism:
That wonderful chronic depression thing where you have two good days and you’re like hey, maybe I’ve hit a remiss -
Thing of some kind: *happens*
Brain: You know, it’s very possible that the entire world is in fact bleak endless pointlessness of human cruelty and faithlessness, selfish self-focused scrabblings across an indifferent void and that after thousands of years of scrambling we barely manage “decency” on a good day and by the time we get anything else we’ll all be knocked back to the start again at best by a major geological catastrophe we are unable to control.
Me: Erm.
Brain: Also people hate you, all your work is shallow pap, you’re a self-indulgent self-satisfied piece of garbage and here are all the ways you’ve probably screwed up, upset people and made people hate you today. Also you deserve all of them. The only way you could improve the universe is by dying, except by even thinking about that you are incredibly selfish because it would DESTROY your family.
Me: So we’re totally not in remission then.
Brain: Also your cat will die soon because she is old.
Me: Duly noted. Also go fuck yourself.
Brain: There’s probably a wasp in your room.
Me: I would trade you for a small shell script in a heartbeat, I want you to know that.
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feathersescapism:
That wonderful chronic depression thing where you have two good days and you’re like hey, maybe I’ve hit a remiss -
Thing of some kind: *happens*
Brain: You know, it’s very possible that the entire world is in fact bleak endless pointlessness of human cruelty and faithlessness, selfish self-focused scrabblings across an indifferent void and that after thousands of years of scrambling we barely manage “decency” on a good day and by the time we get anything else we’ll all be knocked back to the start again at best by a major geological catastrophe we are unable to control.
Me: Erm.
Brain: Also people hate you, all your work is shallow pap, you’re a self-indulgent self-satisfied piece of garbage and here are all the ways you’ve probably screwed up, upset people and made people hate you today. Also you deserve all of them. The only way you could improve the universe is by dying, except by even thinking about that you are incredibly selfish because it would DESTROY your family.
Me: So we’re totally not in remission then.
Brain: Also your cat will die soon because she is old.
Me: Duly noted. Also go fuck yourself.
Brain: There’s probably a wasp in your room.
Me: I would trade you for a small shell script in a heartbeat, I want you to know that.
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