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choclit98:

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baronessvondengler:

bellygangstaboo:

So much in one headline & picture…

“I too am Muslim”

I can’t.

😒

In her defense, she had just flown into England from Turkey, which is why she was wearing the scarf at the airport (and that pic is of her in Turkey). And an airport employee told her she had to remove her scarf and show her passport. Once the employee realized she was a white woman, they left her alone.

She wasn’t trying to pull a Rachel Dole Juice, but basically saying, if I was actually someone who wore the scarf for religious reasons that would have been 100x scarier.

I saw the headline expecting to start clowning her, but she wasn’t being extra… at least not this time.

It’s sad that it only becomes valid and newsworthy when a white woman says it b/c there are tons of reports of Muslim women being profiled and harassed and people just disregard it b/c it’s coming from a brown person.
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holtzyrans:

holtzyrans:

Consider: the monkey brain/human brain meme but instead it’s feminist brain/lesbian brain

Feminist brain: this character would never realistically fight in that outfit

Lesbian brain: tiddies hot

Feminist brain: gender non confirming women as villains are queercoding and teaching us that being a lesbian / wlw / gnc woman is evil and bad

Lesbian brain: step on me hot evil lady
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human brain: having these chips is bad for me. my skin is unhappy, my stomach is unhappy, therefore i shouldn’t eat thi–

lizard brain: SALT FEEL GOOD EAT SALT E̛A̩̮͖̹T̴ ̭͇̯͚S̴̰͚A̻̤̝̙̤͉̩L̜̩̹̝͈̺̀T͇̤̯̫͈̤͠
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junchiu:

After Medusa saw the Trailer of Ralph Breaks the Internet~🐍🐍🐍

omg she is so cute.
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jesterofthetraveler:

I agree john mulaney is probably an immortal akin to beings such as keanu reeves and jeff goldblum but he’s like a new born baby immortal who is looking at the long long expanse of a lifetime he has in front of him and is already tired

jeff golblum is thousands of years old and loving it. john mulaney was born in 1901 and ever since 1924 it’s gone downhill for him

So to be clear, the immortal timeline seems to be:

John Mulaney - early 20th century

Eric Andre - Probably 17th century or so.

Taika Waititi - Elizabethan age, probably hung out with Shakespeare

Keanu Reeves - We think sometime around Alexander the Great, but he seems to have just sprung up fully formed.

Jeff Goldblum - 100% Biblical times, may or may not be King Solomon.

Tommy Wiseau - Indeterminate, may be the first Homo Sapiens.

this is david lynch erasure

Who are the female immortals?

Jenny Slate - Jazz Age Darling, bffs with Alice Roosevelt

Helena Bonham Carter - Refused an invitation to dine with Queen Victoria based on her treatment of the Irish

Lucy Liu - ran away from home to join Ching Shih, 19th century Pirate Queen’s crew. Was considered too soft for fighting and was given an accordion

Bjork - 14th century Icelandic healer accused of witchcraft, also possibly a selkie

Whoopie Goldberg - present during the Conquest of Constantinople but don’t bring it up around her, it’s too fresh in her mind

Tilda Swinton - found sleeping in a peat bog. Carbon dating inconclusive

this is blatant cher erasure

Cher isn’t immortal - she can just turn back time
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pinkqueerpunk:

never forget that the deadpool movie had a female character with super strength and they actually cast a buff woman to play her

her name is gina carano and she’s a professional mma fighter……dont ever forget how much right deadpool did by its female characters

YES 😍
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potncoffee:

For all my royal witches.

Yes excellent thank you! I was just realizing yesterday that I no longer remembered how to make a flower crown!

@emcat37
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