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Jan. 23rd, 2018
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notahammer:
notahammer:
We were both weapons once… to be used.
rebloggin this cos i already know all about how fandom likes to turn natasha into a series of symbols with no center #but I LOVE how this set #uses the empathy we already have (are trained to have) for bucky barnes #and tells us to take it and use it to look inside natasha romanoff #and find her internal experience too (via tacsuit)
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notahammer:
notahammer:
We were both weapons once… to be used.
rebloggin this cos i already know all about how fandom likes to turn natasha into a series of symbols with no center #but I LOVE how this set #uses the empathy we already have (are trained to have) for bucky barnes #and tells us to take it and use it to look inside natasha romanoff #and find her internal experience too (via tacsuit)
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kimmyhunter:
candzk-25:
Dom + his hair
He has the hair I dream of. *sighs and stares*
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kimmyhunter:
candzk-25:
Dom + his hair
He has the hair I dream of. *sighs and stares*
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verymaedhros:
aloadofyelloworanges:
verymaedhros:
chimaamla:
thepioden:
verymaedhros:
Okay, so the fandom somehow collectively decided that elves aren’t turned on by big tits and whatnot, but by dat hair tho.
And I’ve been thinking about WHY this could be. WHY would hair be erotic to an elf?
The reason humans are turned on by ass ‘n tits is because they’re indicators of fertility and virility, at their core.
For elves, fertility and virility depend almost entirely on their strength of fea, or soul. The fea is also responsible for making the body work. All that’s canon. So, what I’m thinking here, is a quality fea means quality sex and kids, right? A quality fea also means…that hair grows. When a human is malnourished and all, their hair goes to shit. The opposite is also true. Being hella healthy = nice, growing, silky hair. So, for elves, healthy fea = nice growing hair.
So, the faster an elf’s hair grows and the more silky it is, the better their fea is. And, thus, long hair. So, that could explain why elves find hair so erotic apparently. See a man walkin round with six feet of hair and go “daaaaaaaaamn he must be great in marriage.”
You know those “masculinity enhancement” pills at gas stations? The elvish equivalent of that would be special oils marketed to make your hair grow faster.
Additional point- having bad hair is a huge disgrace. You know how Gwindor came back from Angband, totally fucked up and disheveled, hair a mess? And Findulais was immediately like oh fuck no he’s not hot anymore? Mmm. Additionally, explains why Saeros just got so pissed off about Turin not keeping his hair nice.
Additional point- having short hair for an elf is basically giving a big “fuck you” to the dating world. Cutting one’s hair short makes one incredibly unattractive to elves. Got a maia who won’t leave you the fuck alone? Cut your hair off, they’ll hate it. Got a bro who keeps reeling in all the girls and you’re jealous? Cut his hair off.
While I duly appreciate the spec-bio here what I am really taking away from this post is that Finwë was basically named ‘Tits McGee’ and all his descendants had porn-star names.
Ok I don’t even go here but doesn’t this add new layers to the parts where Fëanor asked for strands of Galadriel’s hair and then she gave three hairs to Gimli
o shit i ddint consider that
Is this the equivalent of Gimli accidentally asking for a signed bra without ever realising the cultural context…
…..yes……
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verymaedhros:
aloadofyelloworanges:
verymaedhros:
chimaamla:
thepioden:
verymaedhros:
Okay, so the fandom somehow collectively decided that elves aren’t turned on by big tits and whatnot, but by dat hair tho.
And I’ve been thinking about WHY this could be. WHY would hair be erotic to an elf?
The reason humans are turned on by ass ‘n tits is because they’re indicators of fertility and virility, at their core.
For elves, fertility and virility depend almost entirely on their strength of fea, or soul. The fea is also responsible for making the body work. All that’s canon. So, what I’m thinking here, is a quality fea means quality sex and kids, right? A quality fea also means…that hair grows. When a human is malnourished and all, their hair goes to shit. The opposite is also true. Being hella healthy = nice, growing, silky hair. So, for elves, healthy fea = nice growing hair.
So, the faster an elf’s hair grows and the more silky it is, the better their fea is. And, thus, long hair. So, that could explain why elves find hair so erotic apparently. See a man walkin round with six feet of hair and go “daaaaaaaaamn he must be great in marriage.”
You know those “masculinity enhancement” pills at gas stations? The elvish equivalent of that would be special oils marketed to make your hair grow faster.
Additional point- having bad hair is a huge disgrace. You know how Gwindor came back from Angband, totally fucked up and disheveled, hair a mess? And Findulais was immediately like oh fuck no he’s not hot anymore? Mmm. Additionally, explains why Saeros just got so pissed off about Turin not keeping his hair nice.
Additional point- having short hair for an elf is basically giving a big “fuck you” to the dating world. Cutting one’s hair short makes one incredibly unattractive to elves. Got a maia who won’t leave you the fuck alone? Cut your hair off, they’ll hate it. Got a bro who keeps reeling in all the girls and you’re jealous? Cut his hair off.
While I duly appreciate the spec-bio here what I am really taking away from this post is that Finwë was basically named ‘Tits McGee’ and all his descendants had porn-star names.
Ok I don’t even go here but doesn’t this add new layers to the parts where Fëanor asked for strands of Galadriel’s hair and then she gave three hairs to Gimli
o shit i ddint consider that
Is this the equivalent of Gimli accidentally asking for a signed bra without ever realising the cultural context…
…..yes……
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thatpettyblackgirl:
“Our short-term goals are to get folks home for the holidays”
• There are more African American men incarcerated in the U.S. than the total prison populations in India, Argentina, Canada, Lebanon, Japan, Germany, Finland, Israel and England, combined.
• Ziegler, a PhD recipient now based in Oakland, explains that a July tweet proposing the app idea gained traction, inspiring him to pursue the concept in a real way.
• While Appolition.us is another towering extension of Ziegler’s contributions towards aiding marginalized people, he knows it’s a small step towards bringing light and hope to the trying effects mass incarceration presents.
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thatpettyblackgirl:
“Our short-term goals are to get folks home for the holidays”
• There are more African American men incarcerated in the U.S. than the total prison populations in India, Argentina, Canada, Lebanon, Japan, Germany, Finland, Israel and England, combined.
• Ziegler, a PhD recipient now based in Oakland, explains that a July tweet proposing the app idea gained traction, inspiring him to pursue the concept in a real way.
• While Appolition.us is another towering extension of Ziegler’s contributions towards aiding marginalized people, he knows it’s a small step towards bringing light and hope to the trying effects mass incarceration presents.
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cakieu22:
Important details from the original Hellblazer comics for the Constantine fandom to take note of:
John wears an earring in his right ear
John makes jokes when he’s embarrassed
John is afraid of needles, hospitals and dogs
John throws up a lot when he’s anxious or upset
John sends his niece souvenirs in the mail when he travels
John has punched so many Neo-Nazis in London that they know to avoid him by name
John votes progressive
John likes The Clash
John has fictionally supported AIDS research longer than the US government has in the real world
John was a hippie in high school
John doesn’t like guns
John cried when his father died (even though his father went to Hell for abusing him)
John loves his older sister
John is mentally ill
John is a survivor of attempted rape
John habitually lies to policemen
John has a crush on Dick Grayson
John loves New York City
This has been a PSA about John Constantine thanks
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cakieu22:
Important details from the original Hellblazer comics for the Constantine fandom to take note of:
John wears an earring in his right ear
John makes jokes when he’s embarrassed
John is afraid of needles, hospitals and dogs
John throws up a lot when he’s anxious or upset
John sends his niece souvenirs in the mail when he travels
John has punched so many Neo-Nazis in London that they know to avoid him by name
John votes progressive
John likes The Clash
John has fictionally supported AIDS research longer than the US government has in the real world
John was a hippie in high school
John doesn’t like guns
John cried when his father died (even though his father went to Hell for abusing him)
John loves his older sister
John is mentally ill
John is a survivor of attempted rape
John habitually lies to policemen
John has a crush on Dick Grayson
John loves New York City
This has been a PSA about John Constantine thanks
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lovlae:
futchcassidy:
#hozier is lesbian
he completely changed the feel of it how magical
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lovlae:
futchcassidy:
#hozier is lesbian
he completely changed the feel of it how magical
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