tbbackus: hermoines-wand: So we can all agree that Harry

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hermoines-wand:

So we can all agree that Harry Potter should’ve been a professor at Hogwarts and not a magical police officer

Harry Potter was a legacy jock who hardly ever studied… of course he became a cop.
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gallusrostromegalus: wigglyflippingout: honestly i would never have the balls to pick up a Death...

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wigglyflippingout:

honestly i would never have the balls to pick up a Death Note to destroy my enemies

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i would, however, snatch up a Yeast Infection Note or a UTI Note up real quick-like

I asked my mother what superpowers she’d want if she could have one and she said:  “I want to karmicly inconvenience people.”  

Someone howling hate speech? Oh No! Sudden and inexplicable chronic laryngitis!

Driving like an asshole?  Uh-oh, Car trouble!

Keep saying nasty shit to people online?  No router in your proximity will ever work.

After a moment she added “or convenience them, that’s important too.  Like people who return lost dogs or volunteer time.  They need extra cash and to never have hayfever again, something like that.”
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if lemony snicket wrote harry potter

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Krum attacked Fleur, who responded with “Sacré bleu!” This exclamation is a phrase with many possible meanings and connotations. Literally, it translates to ‘sacred blue’, a phrase which does not appear to make much literal sense, and might lead an earwitness to suspect that the speaker is invoking some kind of nefarious coded phrase. The French invented it as a way to swear without invoking the name of God, as ‘bleu’ and ‘Dieu’ are similar sounding words, such as ‘look’ and ‘book’, or ‘code’ and ‘forebode’, or even ‘last breath’ and ‘painful death’.

This history, while fascinating, is not in fact relevant to this situation. For I, dear reader, happen to be privy to exactly what the young Miss Delacour meant when she exclaimed “Sacré bleu!”, thanks to a chance interview in a crowded fish statue three years after the fact. And so “Sacré bleu” in fact here means ‘oh fucking shit’.
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cerseis-lannister: “We’ve discussed

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“We’ve discussed this.”
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reblog if you would hug a trans boy

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thehomosexuals:

and if the trans boy doesnt want physical contact, youd give him a sick air-high-five
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mcavoy: 🎃 Happy Halloween

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🎃  Happy Halloween tumblr! 🎃
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chancellor-reyes: this is fine this is fine this is fine this is...

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