Miss Piggy On Beauty

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What are your top beauty tips?

Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.

Never too old to learn from the Muppets.

And this:

“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.” - Miss Piggy
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The Prom, 3.20

And I’m crying at my desk just from reading through this.

I literally never get passed “We’re not good friends” in ANY FORMAT before I burst into tears.

❤️❤️❤️
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You know that post about Wonder Woman getting blinded by Medusa

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And yet she still kicks ass afterwards and then gets her eyesight back?

WELL the post kinda seems to imply that she gets her eyesight back, like, right after the fight with Medusa.

HOWEVER.

I’m just innocently reading a Superman comic and I come across this:

YEAH you’re seeing that right, that’s Diana casually guest starring in someone else’s comic as a Batman-saving bullet-deflecting badass, having a conversation with him while doing so, also while absolutely blind.

Fucking badass holy shit.

First, because this is important: she isn’t “blinded by Medousa,” passive voice; she blinds herself during a fight with Medousa, so that a distraction or fuck-up won’t result in Diana being turned to stone mid-battle. Because protecting everyone else from Medousa is far more important to Diana than her own eyesight.

She is blind for a good long while after that, passing up several opportunities to get her sight back, because again there’s always something more important. For example, not long after she blinds herself, she earns a personal request from the gods, and instead of asking for her sight back, she asks that a child that had been turned to stone be restored to its life. (The god in question kind of sighs, because the point of the favor had been to restore Diana’s sight, but even they are resigned to Diana being like this.)

I think these two panels do a nice job showing Diana’s position on being blind:

Diana: I’m coming with you. We’ll start in Boston. Her old stomping grounds.Flash: What? You’re blind.Diana: I’m also very tall. Neither of these facts matter.

(Also, this story-arc is also one of the places where we learn that touching the lasso gives other superheroes the heebie-jeebies: they are not at all comfortable being on such intimate terms with the truth. And yet Diana wears the Lasso of Truth on her hip 24/7.)

In short, Diana of Themyscira is the best. And Greg Rucka’s earlier run (The Hiketeia, plus vol. 2 #195-226, aka Down to Earth, Bitter Rivals, Eyes of the Gorgon, Land of the Dead, Mission’s End), does an excellent job of demonstrating that.
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wilwheaton: falloutkid: Okay but what if Amelia Earhart disappeared because her plane crashed on...

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Okay but what if Amelia Earhart disappeared because her plane crashed on Themyscira just like Steve Trevor’s and she decided to stay there to live a happy lesbian life

HEADCANON: UPDATED.
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i really needed this today, so for anyone else who might

Thanks I needed this also. I’ll pass it on

Just the Rock blessing your feed

Thanks, Mr. The Rock.
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Money spell! Reblog to charge it with your intent; the more people see it, the more powerful it becomes. Magic should be fun!

this actually does work the witches of tumblr really are out here doing something lol

NOW THIS MONEY POST I AM HERE FOR

Yesss November come throughhhhhhh!!

Reblogging with all my intent and desire.

I
Made
$750
For
Nothing

I need a transition and also to not be in abject poverty

I too require money.

would like some money plz

reblogging bc after I saw this last time I found out that I haven’t been getting my orphan’s benefit because of an administrative issue, not because I no longer qualify, and got a whole year of back pay

Reblogging because I just got a letter in the mail that there is still some money in my 401k from the job I got pettily fired from and so I’ll be getting somewhere around $650 dollars, thereabouts, in about a month. 
I MEAN WHAT. 
Witches of Tumblr, my hat is off to you.
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I thought I was going to be fired because I just kept laughing. I also thought it would be funny to say lines that weren’t in the script just to make others laugh and ruin their take. – Lucy Davis
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tag all your bitches

I mean…
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Mwahahaha #itsjustabunchofhocuspocus #halloween

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i like to imagine that clark kent’s search history is mostly normal but then there’s stuff like “improved superman costume concept art” because he wanted ideas

#what would you even do as an artist #if one day superman is just wearing a costume that is clearly your design #like superman was clearly looking at your deviantart #there is a chance that superman saw that art you drew of him kissing batman #why is he wearing the costume you designed #is he trying to send a message #is he saying that he really does smooch batman #did superman see your kryptosona #how much does he know 

someone said they wanted to be able to reblog this with my horrible tags

no but like… do you sue him for using your designs? Do you politely ask him to stop using your designs? Do you ask him for license fees when the Superman merchandise adopts your design as well? 

i am absolutely sure that he would find one with an artist’s comment/description that included “hey superman if you’re reading this feel free to use this anytime ok ;3″ and he would say “oh man that’s so thoughtful, thank you weedhorse69, I think I will” and like how do you explain in court that you, weedhorse69, did not intend for your statement to be any kind of contractual offer because you did not think he would ever find your public internet post with his name all over it

#people are reblogging the version of this without my final addition#offended that i would suggest clark kent wouldn’t credit the artist#missing what i consider to be the obvious facts of the matter#it’s probably a costume designed out of pure thirst too like#weedhorse69 is gonna keep his mouth shut because this way he gets to watch superman#running around town in a costume that really shows off his biceps and abs#he thought it looked summery#the league holds an intervention asking him to please stop wearing it#he does not stop no one can stop him#batman v superman II: clark please put on a real shirt

tumblr is garbage and likes to resize everything and readmores don’t work on mobile anyway so you all will just have to click through if you want to read weedhorse69′s chatlog screenshots

THAT CHATLOG THO

YOU NEED TO CLICK THE LINK AND READ THAT CHATLOG

@jammeke

That chatlog tho. I am cryyyyyying. 
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