athousanderrors | Jun. 1st, 2017

Jun. 1st, 2017

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sympathyforthecannibal:

“Mads Mikkelsen is a manifestation of Odin worshiped somewhere in this world”

The cycling, oh-so-very-dad, beer-stained, good-natured manifestation of Odin.

this photoshoot of mads mikkelsen with patrizio di renzo ruined me for other men.
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magic-and-moonlit-wings:

In the heart of the fairy mound, there were two identical cradles, each with an identical infant inside.

“One of these babies is the one you bore,” said a fairy. “The other is the changeling we left. You may leave our hall with whichever child you claim as your own. Choose wisely.”

“But they are both my children,” the human mother protested indignantly.

The fairies whispered amongst themselves in surprise and confusion. At last, one asked, “How do you mean?”

“I came to get back the child you stole from me, the one who is mine by blood. I never agreed to give my adopted child back to you.”

Perhaps her words touched the fairies’ hearts; or perhaps her stubbornness impressed them; or perhaps they simply found the argument amusing, novel enough to merit a reward.

She left the fairy mound, an infant in each arm, and brought them home.

You should read The Darkest Part of the Woods because there’s a set of twins in it and that’s literally their exact story

like the mom noticed immediately that her child was switched and was like “hell no give me my kid back” and the fae that took it brought it back and demanded her own child back and the mom was like “you’ve proven to be irresponsible and uncaring for your child, I’m keeping him”
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interiorsthetic:

modern // natural aesthetic
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imwhe:

Donnie Yen in xXx: Return of Xander Cage
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remusmoopin:

so ur telling me that former death eaters can become ministry workers head masters and teachers who are constantly around children but a werewolf cant keep a job??? lol okay

actual nazis in politics but people have a problem with gay people teaching their children
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(Claire Cooper in Still Star-Crossed)
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21stcenturyhogwarts:

Dean Thomas Joins Madcap Curse Breakers

Breaking news: famed curse-breaker Dean Thomas has joined private firm Madcap Curse Breakers. Once chiefly known for having fought alongside Harry Potter in the Battle of Hogwarts, the past decade has seen Thomas build a name for himself in the dangerous and profitable field of curse-breaking.

Having graduated from the Cairo Institute of Magical Art and Architecture with a First Class Hons. degree in Ancient Art, Thomas went on to work as curse-breaker for Gringotts Wizarding Bank for six years. He then spent two years dragon-wrangling in the ancient tombs of Egypt and China, in what was initially intended as a brief sabbatical.

Upon his return to the UK in 2007, he published his findings in the prestigious Journal of Ancient Curse-Breaking, which led to a high-profile interview in Magi-Archaeology Quarterly. This then resulted in a job offer from iconic magi-archaeology scholar Hercules Hurta; Thomas joined his team to work on translation of Etruscan runes and magical pictographs. He stayed there for three years.

It is rumoured that Blaise Zabini offered him a job at Greengrass and Zabini, but Thomas turned it down for the wider clientele and job scope at Madcap.

The Madcap headquarters are located two blocks away from Seamus Finnigan’s famous tavern in Camden. According to a local source, Thomas has permanently relocated to the lodgings above the expanded premises, and often instigates raucous shut-ins on Thursday nights. These events have become so popular that tickets are now sold in advance.

More 21st century wizarding here

For the anons who wanted something on Dean, who was always a personal fave of mine!
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I don’t deserve to see this
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bookoisseur:

Above is an excerpt from ‘Personhood’ by Lauren Zuniga, which can be viewed here.

Yes I like it.

Couldn’t love this more.

SO MUCH LOVE FOR THIS

As people are starting to note…anti-choice people are not pro-life. They are just pro-enslaving-enslaving-women’s-bodies-so-they-pop-out-tons-of-babies and once the baby is out- screw you.
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@grill-me-a-cheese

I’m pretty sure you’ve seen this before, @meghan-with-an-h , but I’m also sure you won’t mind seeing it again. :D

I HAVE NOT! Bless you.
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#lito is the most relatable character in the whole world (via resistanceposterboy)
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Otter Problems

OTTAAAAAAH!

Yeah, I need some otters today.

We all need otters today..
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Netflix has canceled Sense8 after two seasons. [x]

The streaming service confirmed on Thursday that it would not be moving forward with the sci-fi drama from The Wachowskis. “After 23 episodes, 16 cities and 13 countries, the story of the Sense8cluster is coming to an end,“ said Cindy Holland, Netflix’s vice president of original content.

“It is everything we and the fans dreamed it would be: bold, emotional, stunning, kick ass, and outright unforgettable,” she continued. “Never has there been a more truly global show with an equally diverse and international cast and crew, which is only mirrored by the connected community of deeply passionate fans all around the world. We thank Lana, Lilly, Joe and Grant for their vision, and the entire cast and crew for their craftsmanship and commitment.”

The decision to not order additional seasons of Sense8, which first debuted in 2015, comes a week after the streaming giant canceled The Get Down, its ambitious music drama from Baz Luhrmann, after only one season. The moves mark rare ones for the streamer, which has renewed the vast majority of its slate as part of an aggressive push into scripted originals. Other Netflix series to be canceled include Marco Polo, Lilyhammer, Hemlock Grove, Bloodline and A&E pickup Longmire.

Rumors of Sense8’s uncertain future loomed in the days before the announcement. Castmember Brian J. Smith helped get a #RenewSense8 hashtag trending on Twitter in an effort to keep the show alive.
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gwylock1:

There’s nothing i like better than fucking with Beatles fans so I improved this song

the beatles emo version

This is surprisingly enjoyable

I want someone to do a cover of this song like this

Why do I feel like the sun is coming to kill me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OUWgxu7xng

Fuck, that youtube link is amazing.
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huffingtonpost:

9 Powerful Warnings About Womanhood To Teenage Girls

Melissa Newman-Evans has a few important things to tell young women everywhere.
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Omid Abtahi and Mousa Kraish
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alethiometrix:

Brighid keeps the cows,

And cows are heavy work—

She’s all shoulders, hips, and thighs,

Strong for the lifting.

Her heart remembers the son she keened for,

And so does her belly.

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Stretch marks strike across Hera’s skin,

Lightning tattoos,

Fitting symbols of eternal loyalty.

Forever marked a wife, a mother,

Not a marble statue.

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On the shores of her birthplace,

Aphrodite comes up dripping,

Breasts heavy, hips rolling like waves.

In Mauritania she overflows:

Fat (no hiding from that word,

No shame)

Cascades from her arms,

Rolls over her middle,

Puckers her thighs.

On every beach she has cellulite—

She is goddess of beauty,

Not goddess of the impossible.

Everywhere, she is adored.

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Inanna, Queen of Heaven,

Feels no need to diminish herself

When the entire sky is hers to occupy.

for every woman who doesn’t like to be called Fat, because they’re told it equals ugly. It fucking.does.not.
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trying to decide on a t-shirt for #pride and struggling. #puns #roadtoeldorado #queer #bisexual
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