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sheistheweather:

The Universe: WHERE DID YOU FIND ANOTHER SWEET POTATO?!

rebloggedstuff42:

This was already amazing. But that reblog comment and the extra they hid in the tags (for some unfathomable reason) makes this fucking hilarious and I love it even more. XD

aw-hawkeye-no:

Me, chewing on my Bad Decisions™ Bagel in the corner:

The Universe: What’s that in your mouth?

Me, chewing faster:

The Universe: I said, WHAT THE FUCK IS IN YOUR MOUTH

this-onegoes:

- Blythe Baird
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