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I am the very model of a useless little lesbian
I’ve studied social structures both aristocrat and plebeian
I know the works of Sappho and I quote her verses lyrical
And if I asked a girl out it’d be nothing but a miracle
I’m very well acquainted with both Thelma and her wife Louise
I can recall each word said in that softball league of Miss Dottie’s
I know all there is to know about Magic that is Practical
(practical…practical…ah-ha!)
And my devotion to The Craft quite simply borders on Fanatical!
Those movies all secretly about women homosexual
Did quite astutely inform many pursuits intellectual
In short in matters structural aristocrat and plebeian
I am the very model of a useless little lesbian
To every meeting held by my town’s local gay community
I’ve been and lent my voice to all of those promoting unity
About the waves of feminism I could tell you everything
But speaking to a cute girl, no, i think i’ll stick to reblogging
I purchase every flannel in my closet from stores secondhand
Of worker’s boots and undercuts I must admit I’m quite a fan
At farmer’s markets I buy fruits and veggies grown organically
(organically….uh…Ah! I’ve got it!)
And growing my own spices fills my gay-ass heart with so much glee!
I’ve stayed up many nights lamenting dearths of femslash fanfiction
And unwanted attention from men is a source of much friction
In short in matters structural aristocrat and plebeian
I am the very model of a useless little lesbian
In fact, when I know what is meant by top and bottom, butch and femme
When I can numerate the ways in which women do not need men
When I can tell that every song is secretly about gay girls
And when I can extend my sapphic love to all the universe
And when I celebrate what progress has been made for equal rights
When I can tell a fellow queer with only seconds’ worth of sight
When I both march and criticize the optics of a pride parade
(parade…parade…oh dear…um…)
You’ll say a better lesbian could not be found without an aide!
In spite of all my lesby talk I still do not have a gf
It’s easier for me to crush endlessly on my bff
In short in matters structural aristocrat and plebeian
I am the very model of a useless little lesbian!!!!!
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I am the very model of a useless little lesbian
I’ve studied social structures both aristocrat and plebeian
I know the works of Sappho and I quote her verses lyrical
And if I asked a girl out it’d be nothing but a miracle
I’m very well acquainted with both Thelma and her wife Louise
I can recall each word said in that softball league of Miss Dottie’s
I know all there is to know about Magic that is Practical
(practical…practical…ah-ha!)
And my devotion to The Craft quite simply borders on Fanatical!
Those movies all secretly about women homosexual
Did quite astutely inform many pursuits intellectual
In short in matters structural aristocrat and plebeian
I am the very model of a useless little lesbian
To every meeting held by my town’s local gay community
I’ve been and lent my voice to all of those promoting unity
About the waves of feminism I could tell you everything
But speaking to a cute girl, no, i think i’ll stick to reblogging
I purchase every flannel in my closet from stores secondhand
Of worker’s boots and undercuts I must admit I’m quite a fan
At farmer’s markets I buy fruits and veggies grown organically
(organically….uh…Ah! I’ve got it!)
And growing my own spices fills my gay-ass heart with so much glee!
I’ve stayed up many nights lamenting dearths of femslash fanfiction
And unwanted attention from men is a source of much friction
In short in matters structural aristocrat and plebeian
I am the very model of a useless little lesbian
In fact, when I know what is meant by top and bottom, butch and femme
When I can numerate the ways in which women do not need men
When I can tell that every song is secretly about gay girls
And when I can extend my sapphic love to all the universe
And when I celebrate what progress has been made for equal rights
When I can tell a fellow queer with only seconds’ worth of sight
When I both march and criticize the optics of a pride parade
(parade…parade…oh dear…um…)
You’ll say a better lesbian could not be found without an aide!
In spite of all my lesby talk I still do not have a gf
It’s easier for me to crush endlessly on my bff
In short in matters structural aristocrat and plebeian
I am the very model of a useless little lesbian!!!!!
(Your picture was not posted)
