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toxicreverie:
kazoomusic:
kazoomusic:
lauramkaye:
thehypnobunny:
the-late-adopter:
shitifindon:
drethelin:
ozymandias271:
what does “men who adhere to strict gender binary” even mean tho
NO ONE adheres to the gender binary! NO ONE FITS THEIR GENDER ROLE PERFECTLY! THAT’S THE POINT! AARRRGGH!
NOOOOO OOOOONE…. ADHERES TO THE GENDER BINARY LIKE GASTON!
Originally posted by clarabellecow
when I try to hear this in my head my mental voice is incapable of pronouncing it fast enough to fit the timing of the line“noooo oooone… adjksjfksfjslenry like Gaston!”
and when I try to fit it to one of the longer such lines, my mental voice becomes too confused about conflicting scansion to continue
no one’s droll like gastonno one’s swole like gastonno one fits his assigned gender role like gaston
I’m especially fond of the paaaatriaaarchy
My what a guy that gastooon
Bless you for making it scan
NOW I CAN’T READ IT WITHOUT SINGING IN MY HEAD
No one’s droll like Gaston,No one’s swole like Gaston,No one fits his assigned gender role like Gaston!For there’s no one online half as phony,His tinder’s got dick pics to spare,You can ask any neckbeard or bronyThey’ll show you (no homo) whose trilby they’d wear!No one drawls like GastonOr catcalls like Gaston,Or manspreads on the train in a sprawl like Gaston! I’m especially fond of the paaaatriaaarchy!My what a guy that Gastooon!
…I’m not sorry.
You’re doing the lord’s work.
(Your picture was not posted)
toxicreverie:
kazoomusic:
kazoomusic:
lauramkaye:
thehypnobunny:
the-late-adopter:
shitifindon:
drethelin:
ozymandias271:
what does “men who adhere to strict gender binary” even mean tho
NO ONE adheres to the gender binary! NO ONE FITS THEIR GENDER ROLE PERFECTLY! THAT’S THE POINT! AARRRGGH!
NOOOOO OOOOONE…. ADHERES TO THE GENDER BINARY LIKE GASTON!
Originally posted by clarabellecow
when I try to hear this in my head my mental voice is incapable of pronouncing it fast enough to fit the timing of the line“noooo oooone… adjksjfksfjslenry like Gaston!”
and when I try to fit it to one of the longer such lines, my mental voice becomes too confused about conflicting scansion to continue
no one’s droll like gastonno one’s swole like gastonno one fits his assigned gender role like gaston
I’m especially fond of the paaaatriaaarchy
My what a guy that gastooon
Bless you for making it scan
NOW I CAN’T READ IT WITHOUT SINGING IN MY HEAD
No one’s droll like Gaston,No one’s swole like Gaston,No one fits his assigned gender role like Gaston!For there’s no one online half as phony,His tinder’s got dick pics to spare,You can ask any neckbeard or bronyThey’ll show you (no homo) whose trilby they’d wear!No one drawls like GastonOr catcalls like Gaston,Or manspreads on the train in a sprawl like Gaston! I’m especially fond of the paaaatriaaarchy!My what a guy that Gastooon!
…I’m not sorry.
You’re doing the lord’s work.
(Your picture was not posted)
