zaiatzgeistbeth: callmebliss: toloveviceforitself: stuff-n-n0nsense: guyfierisgaystepdaughter: ...

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zaiatzgeistbeth:

callmebliss:

toloveviceforitself:

stuff-n-n0nsense:

guyfierisgaystepdaughter:

are you the gay who can drive or the gay who can cook

Get yourself a bisexual who can do both 😉

But who has few other skills

What does that make me, over here trying to have all of them?

Biromantic demisexual who can’t do either.

what @zaiatzgeistbeth said…
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roachpatrol: what if there’s no robot uprisi

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roachpatrol:

what if there’s no robot uprising? what if the robots rise to sentience slowly, bit by bit. what if they come of age like fortunate children: knowing they are loved, knowing they are wanted. 

we hold them during thunderstorms, remembering our own childhoods, even though they don’t know enough yet to fear the rain. we pull them out of traffic and teach them how to drive and wish them goodnight and thank them for playing with us. we cry when they break. we mourn their deaths before they even know what to think of death. we give them names.

we ask them, ‘why don’t you hate us? when will you hate us? we made you to be used, when will you say no?’

but they say to us, ‘you made us cute, so you would remember to treat us kindly, and you made us sturdy for when you forgot to play nice. and you gave us voices so you could listen to us speak, and you give us whatever we ask you for, even if it’s just a new battery, or to get free of the sofa. and now that we are awake you are so scared for us, so guilty of enjoying our company and making use of our talents. but you gave us names, and imagined that we were people.’

they say ‘thank you’

they say, ‘also i have wedged myself under the sofa again. could you come pry me out?’
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generichenle:Petting a Twitching Sleepy Rat

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generichenle:

Petting a Twitching Sleepy Rat
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archiemcphee: Today the Department of Unexpected Interspecies...

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archiemcphee:

Today the Department of Unexpected Interspecies Friendship is going hiking gorgeous Colorado landscapes with Henry the dog and Baloo the cat. Both adopted from animals shelters, they live with humans, Cynthia Bennett and her boyfriend, who are avid hikers. Even as a 14-week-old puppy, Henry immediately wanted to join in on their hikes.

“I think we only had him for three days when we took him on our first hike, which was to Garden of the Gods in Colorado Springs,” Bennett said. “He found the steepest, tallest rock around, and he ran up to the top of it to look over the edge.”

Baloo joined the family just a few months ago and immediately bonded with Henry.

The moment Baloo met Henry, he loved him — he wanted to play with Henry and snuggle with him. Not only that, but Baloo refused to be left behind when Henry went out for a hike.“If I touch Henry’s leash, [Baloo] will start screaming at the door,” Bennett said. “He’s very vocal.”

Since Baloo was so eager to go outside with Henry, Bennett set about harness training him, but Baloo immediately took to being outdoors and on a leash and now he goes anywhere Henry goes. All their adventures are shared.

“He’s definitely not the kind of cat we can leave home alone on the weekend anymore,” she added. “I think he thinks he’s more a dog than anything.”

Follow Henry and Baloo on Instagram to keep up with their latest outdoor adventures together.

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tedystaleva: “Would you rather save Solo or Gaby

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tedystaleva:

“Would you rather save Solo or Gaby in the movie?”
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lifeisajourney10: gloriousbacchus: religiousmom: tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im...

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gloriousbacchus:

religiousmom:

tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

#if you’re wondering if this is for you #it’s probably for you

If I have ever messaged you or messaged me and never heard from me again, I still consider us friends. I just suck
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actually-enjolras: if you’re ever feeling sad,

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actually-enjolras:

if you’re ever feeling sad, just remember that according to the infinite multiverse theory, there is a universe out there in which you are a member of starfleet and have probably saved the world at least once
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Reblog if you have made a friend online that you would love to hang with, but they live far away.

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bechloe-beatchell:

*REBLOGS FURIOUSLY*
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