tag:dreamwidth.org,2009-05-01:187500 athousanderrors athousanderrors 2016-09-18T13:31:58Z tag:dreamwidth.org,2009-05-01:187500:82914 2016-09-18T13:31:58Z 2016-09-18T13:31:58Z public 0 via <a href="http://ift.tt/2d3O5l4">http://ift.tt/2d3O5l4</a>:<br />penandpaperadventures:<br /><br />If I ever have to sing in a campaign where I play a bard, the DM requires that I sing. Sometimes I make up something on the spot, other times I use a song that’s just on my mind.<br /><br />Me: I start a fascinating performance, the song sounds like John Cage’s 4'33&quot;.<br />DM: Okay, sing.<br />Me: (silence)<br />DM: Dude, go or skip your turn.<br />Druid, who is a music nerd as much as I am: He is, 4'33&quot; is four minutes 33 seconds of silence.<br />DM: So you’re just standing there with a lute in hand having a staring contest with an Orc.<br />Me: Yea.<br />Druid: Orcs are pretty dumb.<br />DM: I’m letting this one slide.<br /><img src="http://athousanderrors.dreamwidth.org/file/82286.png" /><br /><br /><img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=athousanderrors&ditemid=82914" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/> comments