athousanderrors: from 'Spirited Away' - soot sprites, clutching confetti stars, running about excitedly. (Default)
athousanderrors ([personal profile] athousanderrors) wrote2017-09-04 07:54 pm
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Conversations with fic writers

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Me: Sis, I need medical advice.
My Sister MD: ... for fanfiction?
Me: Yup!
My Sister MD: *sighs*
Me: So, listen - I need a body part that, when shot, will bleed lots, and the guy may even pass out from it, but other than the blood loss he'll be alright.
My Sister MD: I take it the penis is out of the question?
Me: ... the penis is still necessary for important plot reasons later in the story.
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