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athousanderrors) wrote2017-04-19 09:54 am
athousanderrors) wrote2017-04-19 09:54 am
possiblestalker: No, XXX: Return of Xander Cage. You
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possiblestalker:
No, XXX: Return of Xander Cage. You can’t give me five seconds of “Ruby Rose and Nerdy Girl Flirting” and expect me to forget it happens in a Vin Diesel franchise trailer that makes the Fast & Furious franchise look like high art. I don’t care if they actually hook up (pleaseletthemhookup). I don’t care if they’re both awesomely written characters (pleaseletthembeawesome). I don’t care if it’s this year’s Mad Max, where XXX is just a supporting character to Vin Diesel’s insane macho stunt nonsense.
Actually, I do care about that last one. If it’s that, then I’m going to watch this movie for sure.
possiblestalker:
No, XXX: Return of Xander Cage. You can’t give me five seconds of “Ruby Rose and Nerdy Girl Flirting” and expect me to forget it happens in a Vin Diesel franchise trailer that makes the Fast & Furious franchise look like high art. I don’t care if they actually hook up (pleaseletthemhookup). I don’t care if they’re both awesomely written characters (pleaseletthembeawesome). I don’t care if it’s this year’s Mad Max, where XXX is just a supporting character to Vin Diesel’s insane macho stunt nonsense.
Actually, I do care about that last one. If it’s that, then I’m going to watch this movie for sure.