mud-foot: i made a guide for ppl my friend has a congenital...

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mud-foot:

i made a guide for ppl

my friend has a congenital condition which means he has no fingers past the first knuckle on his left hand. 

The most common story he comes up with when people ask is “I punched a shark wrong”. 

Also, “I played the knife game and lost.”

“I wrestled alligators for money on my gap year”