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athousanderrors) wrote2017-03-25 01:22 pm
athousanderrors) wrote2017-03-25 01:22 pm
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morgauseoforkney: idrils: confuzzeldmind: WHOEVER BUYS THIS...
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morgauseoforkney:
idrils:
confuzzeldmind:
WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY ETERNAL LOVE
I OWN THIS
EVERY MORNING HE SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD NEEDS YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GET UP
AND WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON TO HUSH HIM HE SAYS “DEFTLY DONE, MADAM,” OR “IF IT’S NOT TOO FORWARD OF ME, THAT DID TICKLE, MADAM”
IT WAKES YOU UP WITH THE SOUND OF CHIRPING BIRDS BEFORE STEPHEN FRY’S VOICE
EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE
@allieinarden, @isfjmel-phleg
ffff. From what I can tell the ‘madam’ version is mostly fashion-related.
“There is a new pot of face cream…”
“The editor of vogue…”
BLAH. I WANT THE SAME AS THE ‘SIR’ ONES BUT WITH ‘MADAM’ INSTEAD.
morgauseoforkney:
idrils:
confuzzeldmind:
WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY ETERNAL LOVE
I OWN THIS
EVERY MORNING HE SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD NEEDS YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GET UP
AND WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON TO HUSH HIM HE SAYS “DEFTLY DONE, MADAM,” OR “IF IT’S NOT TOO FORWARD OF ME, THAT DID TICKLE, MADAM”
IT WAKES YOU UP WITH THE SOUND OF CHIRPING BIRDS BEFORE STEPHEN FRY’S VOICE
EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE
@allieinarden, @isfjmel-phleg
ffff. From what I can tell the ‘madam’ version is mostly fashion-related.
“There is a new pot of face cream…”
“The editor of vogue…”
BLAH. I WANT THE SAME AS THE ‘SIR’ ONES BUT WITH ‘MADAM’ INSTEAD.