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athousanderrors) wrote2019-06-18 07:16 pm
athousanderrors) wrote2019-06-18 07:16 pm
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cephalopodvictorious:
cephalopodvictorious:
thewayoftheleaf:
thewayoftheleaf:
Concept: A ghost hunting show except after the dramatic, night-vision opening narration of all the haunted stuff, it’s just me walking around the house fixing the loose boards and uneven doors that are actually causing the problems while I ramble about Carl Sagan and offer bad interior decorating advice
Hysterical couple: there’s all this moaning and knocking from the walls and the doors slam all on their own when no one’s near them, we can’t stay here if this doesn’t stop
Me, disassembling a window: yeah so this house is a hundred years old, none of these windows are sealed properly, and the whole house is one big draft. So we’re just gonna pop these boards off and replace the insulation and then caulk it up nice and tight, doors will stop slamming and bonus, your winter heating bill is gonna drop! Stay tuned after the break for our recurring segment, Hot Water Heaters And You: When’s The Right Time To Replace Old Pipes?
WAIT OK
There’s a show I found a while back on Netflix that was people with haunted houses had a consultation with a paranormal investigator, a psychic, AND A HOME INSPECTOR
he was just the most chill dude, and at one point they were like “well why do the stuffed animals move at night HUH????” and he was like “ma'am you have a dog” and I lost my mind. flickering lights were all just wiring that was old and dangerous. he jsut wanted people to not be dead
Its called Paranormal Home Inspectors and please don’t let the reviews turn you off, its delightful because they are the exact three levels of belief. The psychic says every house is haunted by dead kids pretty much, the paranormal investigator just runs investigations and presents the results, and the home inspector is BEGGING people to hire professionals instead of botching their own home repairs
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cephalopodvictorious:
cephalopodvictorious:
thewayoftheleaf:
thewayoftheleaf:
Concept: A ghost hunting show except after the dramatic, night-vision opening narration of all the haunted stuff, it’s just me walking around the house fixing the loose boards and uneven doors that are actually causing the problems while I ramble about Carl Sagan and offer bad interior decorating advice
Hysterical couple: there’s all this moaning and knocking from the walls and the doors slam all on their own when no one’s near them, we can’t stay here if this doesn’t stop
Me, disassembling a window: yeah so this house is a hundred years old, none of these windows are sealed properly, and the whole house is one big draft. So we’re just gonna pop these boards off and replace the insulation and then caulk it up nice and tight, doors will stop slamming and bonus, your winter heating bill is gonna drop! Stay tuned after the break for our recurring segment, Hot Water Heaters And You: When’s The Right Time To Replace Old Pipes?
WAIT OK
There’s a show I found a while back on Netflix that was people with haunted houses had a consultation with a paranormal investigator, a psychic, AND A HOME INSPECTOR
he was just the most chill dude, and at one point they were like “well why do the stuffed animals move at night HUH????” and he was like “ma'am you have a dog” and I lost my mind. flickering lights were all just wiring that was old and dangerous. he jsut wanted people to not be dead
Its called Paranormal Home Inspectors and please don’t let the reviews turn you off, its delightful because they are the exact three levels of belief. The psychic says every house is haunted by dead kids pretty much, the paranormal investigator just runs investigations and presents the results, and the home inspector is BEGGING people to hire professionals instead of botching their own home repairs
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