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athousanderrors ([personal profile] athousanderrors) wrote2016-12-06 09:41 pm
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merry-de-lafayette: the year is 2017. a ufo lands in your backyard. out steps a group of...

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merry-de-lafayette:

the year is 2017. a ufo lands in your backyard. out steps a group of aliens.

you gasp. “are you here to find our leader and kill him??”

the alien in front seems alarmed. “no, no, we all come in peace, why would you-”

“oh.” you sigh dejectedly. “i just- we have a really bad president. like really evil bad, i just thought-” you start to tear up.

the alien places a hand on your shoulder. “hey now, it’s okay, maybe you can tell us all about him and we’ll- we’ll see what we can do.”