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Honestly? Hard same.
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pervocracy:

Me: Hey memory, what do you call the little stiff thing on the end of a shoelace?

Memory: An aglet.

Me: And how do you jumpstart a car?

Memory: Red to red, black to frame.

Me: And what’s the name of the computer game I played at a friend’s house once in 1998?

Memory: Bad Mojo.

Me: And what’s the name of this person that I’ve met several times recently and am about to socialize with?

Memory: lol idc
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dduane:

atlinmerrick:

You do not want mouth herpes from Story Jesus so you just, you know, look at this carefully.

“And now I have a flashlight.” (wanders off snickering)

Caption:

“A story should look more like:

Hey look a problem

I’m just gonna go ahead and fix that problem and - 

Oh god I made it worse

Oh fuck somebody else is making it worse too

Wait I think I got this

a) Shit Shit Shit
b) Fuck Fuck Fuck

It’s not worse now but different

Everything is complicated

All is lost

Wait is that a light at the end of the tunnel?

It is but it’s a velociraptor with a flashlight in its mouth

Wait an idea

I have beaten the velociraptor and now I have a flashlight and my problems are solved in part  but not too neatly because tidy, pat endings make story Jesus angry, so angry that story Jesus gives everyone mouth herpes.”  – Chuck Wendig, http://ift.tt/1nUQ06I
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macdennisbisexual:

me looking in the mirror: what’s up you anxious bisexual fuck
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buffybarnes:

Comfort starring Chris Hemsworth
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The Half Hour S05E09 – Emily Heller
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rubyspurflower:

Did medieval witches baby-talk to their familiars?

“Who be the finest rat in all of this hamlet? Be it thou? Be it thou?? Yes it be!”

Corollary question: did they come up with the same kind of brain-drivel I spit at my dog?

“I hath thine foot. It be mine now. Thou need'st the wheel of a very small ox-cart to replace thine foot.

Okay. I will lease thee thy foot, so thou no longer need'st the wheel, for I be very generous. Thou be welcome, small friend.”
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tropicaltrash:

how to make a wall sign to properly convey the real you

buy one of these stupid “laugh” signs from your local crafting store. feel embarrassed as you do so.

retrieve your favourite shade of glitter paint from your collection. i chose red.

now comes the cathartic part: snap that sign in half where the a and u meet. doesn’t matter if it’s not neat, because it’s not like you care

discard the “la”, or keep it if you’re odd

paint the other piece thoroughly if you want it to look good, or if you’ve given up trying, just slap it on. or don’t paint it at all.

hang it proudly on your wall so people know you just don’t give a fuck any more.

makes a perfect gift for yourself or the people in your life who are sick of the world’s shit.

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