Jul. 3rd, 2017

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catsbeaversandducks:

OH MY HEART
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Jul. 3rd, 2017 12:08 pm
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charlesoberonn:

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deductionfreak:

hazelguay:

The most valuable chart…

yes thanks for colouring it I had a hard time reading that

// I’m going to reblog this to help all RPers when it comes to descriptions

// Even if you’re a great RPer you still need this.

// To describe

// y’know

// the things

Im not a writer but im sure i have some followers that are so here yall go!

taa daa
share this with your friends, @charlesoberonn

I shall. It’s a great ref.

Color coding for the win!
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sergle:

another weird thing about beer is that it has weird masculinity connections to it. “ya i’ll get a beer, i don’t want none of them girly drinks” Jimothy, you’re drinking wheat juice with a 5% alcohol content and my mixed, fruity, “girly” drink is 40% alcohol and tastes great

O.KAY *CRACKS KNUCKLES* I AM ABOUT TO GIVE YOU AN EDUCATION

BEER IS TRADITIONALLY A WOMAN’S DRINK, IT IS THE MOST FEMALE OF ALL OF THE DRINKS. FOR THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF YEARS, BEER WAS MADE AT HOME BY WOMEN, TO BE CONSUMED BY WOMEN AND CHILDREN–IT WAS ACTUALLY A SOURCE OF NUTRIENTS FOR MANY HOUSEHOLDS. WOMEN CREATED THE CRAFT OF BEER, AND FOR MOST OF HUMAN HISTORY THAT IS WHO YOU’D BUY IT FROM: MANY WOMEN MADE ADDITIONAL INCOME BY BREWING AND SELLING BEER FROM HOME. IT WASN’T UNTIL THE ERA OF INDUSTRIALIZATION THAT BEER BEGAN TO BE BREWED IN FACTORIES. AND ONCE BEER WAS BEING BREWED ON A LARGE SCALE, IT MADE TO START MARKETING IT TO ALL THE MALE FACTORY WORKERS WHO SUDDENLY HAD EXTRA INCOME. HENCE AN AGGRESSIVE MARKETING CAMPAIGN TO RE-BRAND BEER, A DRINK INTRINSICALLY TIED WITH WOMEN’S HISTORY, AS A ‘MASCULINE’ BEVERAGE. 

EVEN BETTER, FEMALE BREWSTERS WERE THE ORIGINAL WICKED OLD WITCH. THE TROPES WE COMMONLY ASSOCIATE WITH STEREOTYPICAL WITCHES ARE ACTUALLY BASED ON THE TRADITIONAL BREWSTER. CAULDRONS & HOT STEAMING POTIONS = BEER BREWING. THE WITCH’S HAT: BELIEVE IT OR NOT POINTY HATS WERE ACTUALLY WORN BY BREWSTERS WHEN SELLING THEIR PRODUCT AT MARKETS: THE ENORMOUS HEADGEAR HELPED THEM STAND OUT, AND CLEARLY TOLD EVERYONE ‘YO MOTHERFUCKA GET YOUR BEER HERE’. 

CATS AS FAMILIARS: CATS WERE COMMONLY USED TO PREVENT RODENTS FROM GETTING INTO THE WHEAT. EVEN THE BROOMSTICK IS RELATED TO BEER: A BUNDLE OF TWIGS RESEMBLING A BROOM WAS USED AS AD FOR ALEHOUSES

so basically, beer is the ultimate woman’s and witch’s drink

REBLOG ME

fuck u guys, i didn’t spend 20 min fact checking for 3 notes

I am impressed at this much knowledge
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hoechloin:

Dylan O'Brien as Mitch Rapp in American Assassin (2017)

I’m really not a fan of the concept of this movie (white boi become assassin after his gf is fridged) but dayum. Dylan grew up good. 
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Fic Prompts

Jul. 3rd, 2017 06:23 pm
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marswithghosts:

All right, y'all. I miss doing prompts, but I couldn’t find a ready-made post that really inspired me, so I made my own!

Send me a number and a pairing, and I will write you a fic!

1.) “When did we get a cat?”
2.) “I thought it was a good idea at the time, but it now occurs to me that I was horribly wrong.”
3.) “I didn’t ask for a naked guy in a cake.”
4.) “It is too early for shenanigans.”
5.) “I need you to touch me.”
6.) “We don’t watch Mean Girls in this household.”
7.) “Where, exactly, are you taking me?”
8.) “It kills me when you look at me like that.”
9.) “I appreciate the thought, but I don’t need a thousand condoms, thanks.”
10.) “Did you catch the book thief?”
11.) “Are you going to watch me take my clothes off?”
12.) “There’s a lock on the door for a reason.”
13.) “Is this a kidnapping?”
14.) “May I take your order?”
15.) “Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
16.) “We’ve got fifteen minutes, get in the closet.”
17.) “Don’t worry, I know what I’m doing.”
18.) “You need to grow up.”
19.) “I didn’t sign up for this.”
20.) “Whisper to me in the language of your people.”
21.) “Wanna share a milkshake?”
22.) “Just get on your knees and shove it in.”
23.) “Are these panties supposed to be for me?”
24.) “Uh oh…I think the car just broke down.”
25.) “What are you waiting for?”
26.) “I can’t take it anymore.”
27.) “The bathroom is this way.”
28.) “What are you doing in my kitchen?”
29.) “That’s some information I never needed to know.”
30.) “You need to stop.”
31.) “And that’s why we don’t drink wine for breakfast.”
32.) “It’s part of a healthy, balanced diet.”
33.) “Why are we sneaking out of the house again?”
34.) “If you want me, take me.”
35.) “No, I don’t want to watch the six hour Pride & Prejudice.”
36.) “Let’s rock, paper, scissors for it.”
37.) “Someone sent us forty dildos via FedEx.”
38.) “I think the maximum times you’re allowed to watch Legally Blonde without a break is twenty.”
39.) “Of course you need it. It’s a chainsaw on a stick.”
40.) “Um, I found your erotic fiction under your bed.”
41.) “Why can’t I ever take a bubble bath in peace?”
42.) “We can share?”
43.) “There’s a naked guy mowing the lawn.”
44.) “Turn on ESPN, you won’t regret it.”
45.) “I did NOT think that was gonna fit.”
46.) “Where are you? I’m lost in IKEA.”
47.) “Something is burning.”
48.) “I want to be clear: I do not like you, but I will make out with you.”
49.) “I was trying to be nice.”
50.) “That is not the venue I picked out for the reception.”

HMU with some Poe/Finn, Baze/Chirrut, or if you wanna get WILD, something original…
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💜
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thefederalistfreestyle:

keep bringing the thunder
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fitmaree:

Can’t risk it

This is the Cassowary of Creativity

It just kicked the everloving shit out of the duck for threatening you, and wishes you a good, creative day.You are Safe Now.
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