Apr. 19th, 2017

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possiblestalker:

No, XXX: Return of Xander Cage. You can’t give me five seconds of “Ruby Rose and Nerdy Girl Flirting” and expect me to forget it happens in a Vin Diesel franchise trailer that makes the Fast & Furious franchise look like high art. I don’t care if they actually hook up (pleaseletthemhookup). I don’t care if they’re both awesomely written characters (pleaseletthembeawesome). I don’t care if it’s this year’s Mad Max, where XXX is just a supporting character to Vin Diesel’s insane macho stunt nonsense.

Actually, I do care about that last one. If it’s that, then I’m going to watch this movie for sure.
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frustratedoctor:

writer-of-the-dragons:

cannibalswelcome:

tygerflower:

mypocketshurt90:

intelligencehavingfun:

Hatstalls, from JKR via Pottermore

Okay but the Hat was just like, “Sure kid whatever” when Harry requested against Slytherin.  What kind of conversation was this?

NO NEVILLE I CAN’T DO THAT YOU HAVE THE HEART OF A LION

THE WIZARD OF OZ WILL GIVE YOU COURAGE NEVILLE

HAKUNA MATATA NEVILLE

DO NOT RECITE THE DEEP MAGIC TO ME NEVILLE I WAS THERE WHEN IT WAS WRITTEN

Okay, I’ve seen this post a couple of times & something just occurred to me. 

Harry was pretty 50/50 Gryffindor/Slytherin from what I remember the hat saying (and according to the wiki blurb on hatstalls having a fairly equal split of traits from more than one house is the common cause of them) so when he asked not to be put into Slytherin the hat was fine with taking that preference into account and put him in Gryffindor. (Also the fact that the hat said he could be great and powerful in Slytherin and Harry’s response was pretty much no I don’t want that pretty clearly demonstrates non-Slytherin traits.)

On the other hand, the above doesn’t mention the hat being at all indecisive about where to put Neville. The hat wasn’t going “hmmm this is tough you’re pretty Gryffindor but you’re kind of Hufflepuff too”. It was probably more like “Yep! Gryffindor for sure!” Followed by Neville being all “No I’m totally a Hufflepuff!” and then proceeding to argue with the hat about it for almost 5 minutes. (Which when you think about it is a super Gryffindor thing to do.) By the end the hat was probably like oh my god kid you’re so Gryffindor you’re practically Godric’s heir shut up and get sorted there already!

“You’re practically Godric’s heir!”

As Neville pulls the sword of Gryffindor from the depths of the hat seven years later, the hat must have been so fucking smug. Like “oh yeah kid, this is such a Hufflepuff thing to do. Charge in with a blade and the bare basics of a plan that basically boils down to ‘I trust Harry, kill the snake.’ Helga would TOTALLY have done that. Oh wait! Did I say Helga? I MEANT GRYFFINDOR!”

“Hakuna Matata Neville”
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admiralpulaski:

No, I don’t blindly love on female characters. It’s all in the math. I try to approach everything with a 100%, resulting in a slightly biased 55% love potential for the ladies and 45% for the men. However, of you give me a 7:1 ratio of men to women, that leaves 55% love for the singular female character and 6.43% love for each male character. Therefore, my devotion is completely justified by the numbers, it’s not me, it’s science.
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crimsondomingo:

demondetoxmanual:

“In that way, you’ve acknowledged that you’re unsure, that you don’t know what to do or say. You’ve acknowledged that you see them. They feel seen. They feel heard and acknowledged, which is huge for someone who’s in crisis.”Wentworth Miller | Q&A at Oxford Union | 2016 | x

This is…actually the most beautiful and helpful advice, honestly.
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seeyalatersuckers93:

“Life isn’t pretty, we all get a little wrecked sometimes
If God’s listening, people think you’re out of your mind
Even if you believe it
Through all the hard times, I’m on your side”
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beardedchrisevans:

“Chris Evans Parties Like a Bro”

i just want to say that every Erotic Imagine i’ve ever had about Your Cute Frat Boyfriend Chris Evans for the last 3 years has proven truer than i could possibly have predicted

I…what….HE IS WEARING A NASA BASEBALL CAP. 

HOW FUCKING DARE YOU CHRISTOPHER. 

YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE WITH YOUR SENSITIVE PHILOSOPHY STUDENT FRAT BOY SELF AND NOW YOU HAVE A NASA GODDAMN CAP

*WEEPS*
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the-ford-twin:

themadcapmathematician:

neurodivergent-crow:

justaphobethings:

regpositivity:

idiscourse:

synovya:

i wanna see bi tumblr and ace tumblr fight

But we love each other…

Aces are my friends why would I fight them :(

I would but consider this: I love bi people

aces & bi’s @ each other:

When you wanna make a joke about pitting marginalized groups against each other but then you realize they’ve been each others allies since the beginning

when you expose your own –phobic nature by assuming that bi people (a group stereotyped as promiscuous) and ace people (a group stereotyped as prudish) would hate each other despite facing the exact same brand of discrimination (both from straights and gays/lesbians)(they think we’re not a real orientation)(they thing we need to just pick a side)(they think we just haven’t found the right person yet)(say we’re not *really* LGBTA)

Also you realise that ‘bi aces’ are a thing right? 

biromantic demisexual here. Yeah no. Not fighting myself or anyone else in the bi or ace spectrum. There’s enough hate in this world already.
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Sichuan mapo tofu for tea! #nom #dinner
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veliseraptor:

okay but I did not know that there is a story about f. scott fitzgerald nervously showing ernest hemingway his penis because zelda said he couldn’t satisfy a woman with it and ernest hemingway was like “lol no dude you’re fine”

what are the modernists even

the best part of that story in context is that before they pull out their dicks, hemingway spends the better part of a chapter physically describing fitzgerald in great detail, claiming to be grossed out by him but obviously, obviously uncomfortably attracted

oh my god, it got better. I just went to find an excerpt and

Scott was a man then who looked like a boy with a face between handsome and pretty. He had very fair wavy hair, a high forehead, excited and friendly eyes and a delicate long-lipped Irish mouth that, on a girl, would have been the mouth of a beauty. His chin was well built and he had good ears and a handsome, almost beautiful, unmarked nose. This should not have added up to a pretty face, but that came from the coloring, the very fair hair and the mouth. The mouth worried you until you knew him and then it worried you more.

ernest hemingway calm down and control your thirst a little

“The mouth worried you until you knew him and then it worried you more“ is a hell of a line 

No Homo: A Literary Masterpiece
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justprisonersoflove:

whose idea was it to end this show
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spanishelpers:

*.:。♦ ⋅ ⋆ —  MALESE JOW GIF HUNT

Under the cut you’ll find FIFTY( 50 ) gifs of MALESE JOW AS LUCY STONE, as requested and made by karma. I apologize for repeats but there shouldn’t be any. None of the original gifs belongs to me (credit to the makers!) but some of them were cropped and edited. Please like or reblog if you find this useful!

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gutspuppy:

hey um. So the movie Boss Baby had a disgusting amount of transmisogyny in it, there was a “man in a dress” joke that played out for nearly the last half of the movie, umm, so if youre trans feminine I would seriously recommend avoiding this movie like the fucking plague, so maybe please spread this so trans girls can stay safe,,,
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